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[00:00] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] dude. I'd shoot you for following those if you were on my network.
[00:01] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] When you call him to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under a year-old pile of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, unpaid bills, bowling trophies and Popsicle sticks. He doesn't have a life, and he finds it deeply moving to catch a glimpse of yours.
[00:01] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I almost shot a lady in the teasury when I worked for the local government for doing that to me.
[00:02] [ChrisMW] lol
[00:02] [ChrisMW] Mid0rikawa|Psychosis It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
[00:02] [ChrisMW] lol
[00:03] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] When the printer won't print, re-send the job 20 times in rapid succession. That should do the trick.
[00:03] [zEkE|Desktop] make something idiot proof, and someone will make a 'better' idiot
[00:03] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] ....yeah.
[00:03] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I can't tell you how many times I've spent clearing print queues when the idiot on the other end of the phone won't quit creating jobs.
[00:03] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I clear the queue and 5 more pop up
[00:03] [ChrisMW] lol
[00:03] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] tell him to quit it, clear it and another 8 show
[00:03] [ChrisMW] your a sysadmin?
[00:03] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I was for a while.
[00:04] [ChrisMW] cool
[00:04] [ChrisMW] good pay?
[00:04] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] now I'm a level 1 tech support again. :-(
[00:04] [zEkE|Desktop] i had similar probs doing service desk
[00:04] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I get paid better as a level 1 than I did as a sysadmin.
[00:04] [zEkE|Desktop] though it was really easy to clear the queue....or stop the queue until the problem was fixed
[00:04] [zEkE|Desktop] queue stopped == no new print jobs to clear :D
[00:05] [zEkE|Desktop] When you have him on the phone walking you through changing a setting on your PC, read the newspaper. He doesn't actually mean for you to DO anything. He just loves to hear himself talk.
[00:05] [zEkE|Desktop] mmmm
[00:05] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] haha
[00:05] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] can't tell you how many times I've larted a user for that.
[00:06] [zEkE|Desktop] that one goes hand in hand with "When something isn't working, go and change settings that look related to the problem. He won't mind, in fact he'll thank you for trying to fix it yourself."
[00:06] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] heh.
[00:06] [Jes] o.o
[00:06] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I griped out a customer the other night for doing that with his cPanel account.
[00:06] [zEkE|Desktop] "...and don't bother trying to remember or write down what you've changed. He can figure it out in no time anyway."
[00:06] [Mack] and now you have insight into the relationship zEkE and i have
[00:07] [Mack] Laughs Really Loudly
[00:07] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] he ended up changing his language to chinese, then set the permissions for his .cpanel to 000.
[00:07] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] ...then wondered why he couldn't even log in any more. :-P
[00:07] [Jes] lol
[00:07] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] ssh to the rescue! :-P
[00:07] [Mack] again
[00:07] [Mack] and now you have insight into the relationship zEkE and i have
[00:08] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] haha
[00:08] [Mack] Laughs Really Loudly
[00:08] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] Mack, you don't yell at zeke when it doesn't work though
[00:08] [Mack] of course not
[00:09] [Mack] i keep waiting for him top yell at me
[00:09] [Mack] Laughs Really Loudly
[00:09] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] haha
[00:09] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] my favorite are people who track me down on my day off "yeah, my printer quit working...."
[00:09] [Mack] Laughs Really Loudly
[00:10] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I mean, this is why my desktop at home is a mac. :-P
[00:10] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] so I don't have to screw with it after spending 8 hours fixing other people's problems.
[00:10] [zEkE|Desktop] lol yeah
[00:11] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] When you receive a 130 MB movie file, send it to everyone as a high-priority mail attachment. He has provided plenty of disk space and processor capacity on the new mail server for just those kinds of important things.
[00:11] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis has memories of hunting down the cause of a crashing mail server one day.
[00:11] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] although it wasn't actually because of a large attachment
[00:11] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] we had 2 users out of the office with autoreplies
[00:11] [zEkE|Desktop] and they mailed each other?
[00:12] [zEkE|Desktop] lol
[00:12] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] one had emailed the other before leaving
[00:12] [Jes] lol.....
[00:12] [Mack] Laughs Really Loudly
[00:12] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] was amusing.
[00:12] [Mack] Rolling On The Floor Laughing
[00:12] [Jes] thats...kinda pathetic there isnt a stop system in there somewhere :p
[00:12] [zEkE|Desktop] we had constant problems with the mail system at MOJ crashed
[00:12] [zEkE|Desktop] ..crashing
[00:12] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] first thing we saw was 0.01% usage on the main fiber line outside the building, then 50% usage on the internal fiber line
[00:12] [zEkE|Desktop] lets just say that a government department which has stopped receiving inbound (or sending outbound) email for half an hour is not a good thing
[00:13] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] ...then we start getting automated warnings on our on call pagers
[00:13] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] "Mail server down. restarting."
[00:13] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] zEkE|Desktop, never a good thing
[00:13] [zEkE|Desktop] nope
[00:14] [zEkE|Desktop] all the mail for the entire country went through two servers, i think
[00:14] [zEkE|Desktop] they were serial, not parallel...if either of them went down things stopped moving
[00:14] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] we had to stop all mail services before we could track down the two schmucks doing it. banned them from the servers for a few days, then larted the starter of the problem like ther ewas no tomorrow.
[00:14] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] eek.
[00:14] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] no parallel processing?
[00:14] [zEkE|Desktop] no redundancy
[00:14] [zEkE|Desktop] and to top it all off
[00:14] [zEkE|Desktop] they were running in windows servers
[00:15] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis goes into convulsions
[00:15] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] although, it could always be worse
[00:15] [zEkE|Desktop] one of the national office buildings ran off Outlook/AD, the rest of the country was netware
[00:15] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] the law library at Lubbock County was still running token ring.
[00:15] [zEkE|Desktop] haha ew
[00:16] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] we always had some idiot law student kick a connector loose then call in freaking out because his paperwork is on the network drive and he can't get to it.
[00:16] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] 16 computer ring mind you.
[00:16] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I still have nightmares about it. :-P
[00:16] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] and I don't miss netware either.
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] not at all.
[00:17] [zEkE|Desktop] i got used to it
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I did too.
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] that's what we used at the county
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] linux is so much nicer.
[00:17] [zEkE|Desktop] spent 90% of my time working with netware accounts, and the rest on AD
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] CentOS servers, Ubuntu clients at bluehost. :-D
[00:17] [zEkE|Desktop] might have been more like 95%
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] heh
[00:17] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] yeah
[00:18] [zEkE|Desktop] yeah... 64 sites with netware servers, and an active directory site...
[00:18] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis twitches
[00:18] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I'd have hated to mess with that.
[00:18] [zEkE|Desktop] the active directory site having its own dedicated staff, so we didn't deal with it much
[00:18] [zEkE|Desktop] it happened like that because a few years ago two govt departments merged
[00:19] [zEkE|Desktop] Justice had their national office with Active Directory, and Courts had their netware stuff
[00:19] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] heh
[00:19] [zEkE|Desktop] they kinda just plugged them together and changed network settings so it would work
[00:19] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] O_o
[00:20] [zEkE|Desktop] everything was pretty much fine until you started messing with things in the CF building, or moving accounts between the AD site and the Netware stuff
[00:20] [zEkE|Desktop] that one building was a mess
[00:20] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I bet.
[00:20] [zEkE|Desktop] i always had to take a deep breath whenever i saw that number come up on the caller id
[00:20] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] hahaha
[00:20] [zEkE|Desktop] and hope like poop it was something easy
[00:20] [zEkE|Desktop] like a password reset...or...one of the other systems..
[00:21] [zEkE|Desktop] phones there were different to everywhere else too
[00:21] [zEkE|Desktop] everywhere else had a PABX, which we had administrative access to, theirs was a telco-managed PABX
[00:21] [zEkE|Desktop] and despite the fact that Gen-i is part of telecom, it still involved sending people on site and junk to get things done
[00:22] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] eek.
[00:22] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] heh
[00:22] [zEkE|Desktop] we couldn't just log in and change the stuff ourselves
[00:22] [zEkE|Desktop] sooo frustrating
[00:22] [zEkE|Desktop] anyway..
[00:22] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] we had a PBX managed by a subcontracted company.
[00:22] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] made my life easy.
[00:22] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] at times anyways.
[00:24] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] my favorite was anything in the county courthouse.
[00:24] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] most of them had 0 computer skills.
[00:24] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] one even managed to melt the front of their pc with a space heater.
[00:24] [Jes] lol...
[00:24] [zEkE|Desktop] ew
[00:26] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] out at the juvenile Justice Center (JJC - on the other side of town from the head office) we had a storm that hit the transformer outside the building, jumped wires inside the wall from power to ethernet running to a cisco switch, fried the switch, kept going, and fried about 3 computers through the ethernet port.
[00:26] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] that was fun convincing Dell to replace hardware. :-P
[00:27] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] not to mention the switch
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[00:47] *** Mack hovers over his space heater
[00:48] *** zEkE|Desktop just turned the heat up in here
[00:48] [zEkE|Desktop] the environmentally friendly thing to do would be to put a sweatshirt on...but that means walking
[00:52] *** Mack is wearing his winter coat
[00:53] [Mack] and i have the radiator heater between my knees
[00:53] [Mack] resting my hands upon it to keep them from being numb
[00:53] [Mack] really cold here in the man-cave
[00:54] [zEkE|Desktop] i have tights and jeans on, and a t-shirt
[00:57] *** Mack really didn't wanna know zEkE was wearing tights
[00:57] [Mack] :P
[00:57] *** Mack turns the heater up to level 6
[00:58] [Ninex] man, the people that work in the court house here...
[00:59] [Ninex] no skills
[00:59] [Ninex] the police hub here in the county, crashes all the time.
[01:00] [Mack] smallville time
[01:00] [Ninex] it's not a small town either.
[01:00] [Ninex] thats the sad part.
[01:00] [Ninex] this area has 250,000 people
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[01:03] [Ninex] heya kiddo
[01:04] [Kacey] hey ya
[01:07] [Ninex] whatcha up to?
[01:08] [Kacey] ehh.
[01:08] [Kacey] nothing
[01:08] [Kacey] i guess
[01:09] [Ninex] sounds, entertaining
[01:10] [Kacey] sure is
[01:13] *** Kacey drinks her hot tea
[01:17] [Kacey] well. i'll be in PM if anyone wants me
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[01:34] [IndianaStacy] hi
[01:34] [Ninex] hey stacy
[01:34] [Ninex] whats crackin?
[01:34] [IndianaStacy] just chillin i have lost so much time today lol
[01:35] *** Ninex takes stacy's new laptop back to the store.
[01:35] *** IndianaStacy crys noooooooooo
[01:36] [Ninex] been showin the new hardware off?
[01:36] [IndianaStacy] oh yeah lol
[01:36] [Ninex] that last time I tried to show some new hardware off, I was put on the ground.
[01:37] [Ninex] because well, it happened to be a new gun I had just purchased.
[01:37] [IndianaStacy] lol
[01:37] [Ninex] i guess it's a bad thing when you walk into a room full of people yelling. "HEY! Look what I got!"
[01:37] [IndianaStacy] lol im going to be taking mine to our next youth lockin
[01:40] [IndianaStacy] so what up ninex
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[01:40] [Ninex] not a whole lot.
[01:40] [Ninex] just kind of wishing......
[01:41] [Ninex] wishing I had some new hardware to show off.
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[01:41] *** peer tackles kellyjo and licks her nose
[01:41] [Mack] PHWEEEEEET! Mack blows the whistle! FLAG on the play! Roughing the chatter on peer !
[01:41] [Mack] look everybody! it's kellyjo
[01:41] [kellyjo] ahhh don't lick my noose it's full of snooot
[01:41] [kellyjo] hello :)
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[01:41] [peer] ROFL
[01:41] [IndianaStacy] lol
[01:41] [peer] Welcome back Kacey
[01:41] [peer] How is you Kelly?
[01:42] [kellyjo] sick :(
[01:42] [Ninex] wb kacey
[01:42] [kellyjo] how is you peer?
[01:42] [Ninex] whoa kelly
[01:42] [kellyjo] is that like "whoa nelly"?
[01:43] [kellyjo] ;)
[01:43] [Kacey] oops
[01:43] [Kacey] thanks
[01:43] [Ninex] whats crackin kellyjo?
[01:43] [kellyjo] not much, just watching bones
[01:43] [kellyjo] how bout you eh?
[01:43] [Ninex] oh not much. just chillin here.
[01:43] [peer] Tired
[01:43] [kellyjo] cool times
[01:44] [peer] Been running running and more running
[01:44] [peer] Still gots lots of it
[01:44] [kellyjo] well, maybe you should get out of your hamster wheel ;) jk
[01:44] [Ninex] hey kelly, how long we been knowin each other now?
[01:44] [kellyjo] oh gosh
[01:44] [kellyjo] 10 years?
[01:44] *** peer bought a new 'lady' today
[01:44] [kellyjo] maybe more?
[01:44] [Ninex] whoa whoa whoa peer
[01:44] [Ninex] not appropiate talk
[01:44] [kellyjo] hahaha
[01:44] [kellyjo] don't tell Lori
[01:44] [Kacey] rofl
[01:44] [peer] Kelly, Ive been driving literally,
[01:45] [peer] ALL OVER THE PLACE
[01:45] [Ninex] hey kelly, I think chris showed me a video that tim minchin did about his lady
[01:45] [kellyjo] you haven't been here!!
[01:45] [kellyjo] hahaha that "lady"?
[01:45] [peer] My New 'Lady' is a Hi Point 9MM
[01:45] [peer] 9mm*
[01:45] *** kellyjo chuckles
[01:45] [Ninex] double or single stack peer?
[01:46] [kellyjo] i was thinking you meant minchin's "lady" and didn't even want to know what a double stack "lady" was
[01:46] [kellyjo] lol
[01:46] [IndianaStacy] dude my cat just scratched me
[01:46] [Ninex] it comes with a free set of rolls I think......................
[01:46] *** kellyjo chuckles
[01:47] [kellyjo] sorry...now i'm going to have that in my brain
[01:47] [Ninex] lol
[01:47] [Ninex] hey, did you get the interview?
[01:47] [kellyjo] i'm not sure, they haven't called yet
[01:47] [kellyjo] hopefuly tomorrow
[01:47] [IndianaStacy] im gonna go for awhile
[01:47] [kellyjo] ...while I'm in hell, i mean at work
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[01:48] [Ninex] well, hopefully you get the job this time around.
[01:48] [kellyjo] oh good greif i hope so
[01:48] [kellyjo] they will probably have to fire me soon for going postal on a customer if i don't get a new job
[01:48] [Ninex] rofl, it'll be me on a surprise visit.
[01:48] [Ninex] I'll walk in, make a snarky comment.
[01:48] [kellyjo] hahaha
[01:48] [Ninex] and you'll just lose it
[01:49] [kellyjo] steamed milk EVERYWHERE
[01:49] [peer] double
[01:49] [Ninex] rofl
[01:49] [peer] 15 count clip
[01:49] [Ninex] 15+1?
[01:49] [kellyjo] i'll strangle you with my apron strings and force-feed you fresh espresso
[01:49] [Ninex] rofl.. yuck
[01:49] [Ninex] I hate coffee
[01:49] [kellyjo] even better
[01:49] *** kellyjo wiggles eyebrows
[01:49] [Mack] my clip only holds nine
[01:49] [Ninex] lol
[01:50] [Mack] keltek .380
[01:50] *** kellyjo pokes zEkE
[01:50] [Ninex] thats why
[01:50] [Ninex] smaller gun overall
[01:50] [kellyjo] but what a good first three letters: kel
[01:50] [Mack] yup
[01:50] [Mack] Laughs Really Loudly
[01:50] [Mack] smaller gun
[01:50] [Ninex] my .45 holds 10+1 and my 10mm is 12+1
[01:50] [Mack] nice size bullet though
[01:50] [peer] Ninex, yes
[01:51] [kellyjo] ooo nearly time for the Office
[01:51] [Ninex] oh good, geek hour is starting in the south
[01:51] [peer] It has a extended clip
[01:51] [peer] The clip it comes with is 10+1
[01:51] *** kellyjo grins
[01:51] [kellyjo] in this house, geek hour is every hour
[01:51] [Ninex] lol
[01:51] [Ninex] no doubt
[01:52] [kellyjo] i mean, zEkE lives here
[01:52] [kellyjo] my dad's an environmental health specialist (NERD ALERT), my mom's a teacher and i'm me
[01:52] [kellyjo] it's geeks everywhere you turn
[01:52] [peer] By law I think I can have the 15 though
[01:52] [Ninex] what kind of shell are you going to be putting through it peer?
[01:52] [peer] cant
[01:52] [peer] 100 hollow
[01:52] [Ninex] you can put any kind of mag in there you want.
[01:53] [Ninex] 100 grain?
[01:53] [peer] Yea
[01:53] [peer] I think thats what it is.
[01:53] [peer] Might be 80
[01:53] [peer] I load all my guns with Hollow point unless it is a rifle or shotgun
[01:53] [Ninex] gonna be using impact hollowpoints or splitting hollowpoints?
[01:53] [peer] Then it has ballistic
[01:54] [peer] Unless Im hunting
[01:54] [peer] Then I use 120 grain
[01:54] [peer] Impact of course
[01:54] [Ninex] cool cool.
[01:54] [kellyjo] someone want to shoot out my lungs?
[01:54] [Ninex] I like the idea of tearing flesh when I shoot. so I've been akin to the glaser and splitters
[01:54] [peer] Nope
[01:55] [Ninex] lol
[01:55] [peer] Well,
[01:55] [peer] It is for protection
[01:55] [Ninex] oh kelly, you and your bohemian surgery methods
[01:55] [peer] Hence, Im going to do it right the first time
[01:55] [kellyjo] lol
[01:55] [peer] The other 9 or 14 is just making sure type of thing
[01:55] [Kacey] brb getting more tea
[01:55] [Ninex] kk
[01:56] [kellyjo] mm tea
[01:56] [kellyjo] that sounds good
[01:56] [peer] Where be zekeo at?
[01:56] [kellyjo] and yes, Ninex, i have a plethora of bohemian tea ;)
[01:56] [Ninex] having never had to actually shoot my gun. I've always been curious how I would handle it.
[01:56] [kellyjo] zekeo is in his nerd room
[01:56] [Ninex] if I would stick to my mental practice of double tapping. or just unload the clip.
[01:56] [peer] You have a gun, you have NEVER shot?
[01:57] [Ninex] no. i shoot it all the time.
[01:57] [peer] Ah
[01:57] [Ninex] I just practice doing rapid draw and shoot scenarios
[01:57] [Ninex] draw, level. tap tap.
[01:57] [peer] Nah
[01:57] [peer] Not needed
[01:57] [peer] LOL
[01:57] [Ninex] I'm getting pretty quick
[01:57] [peer] And I follow the first with 2 more
[01:58] [Ninex] I started practicing seperating the distance of my shots by a foot.
[01:58] [Ninex] two in the chest one in the head kind of deal.
[01:58] [kellyjo] dearest fever, goooo awwaaaayyy
[01:58] [Kacey] backity
[01:58] [peer] Welcome back Kacey
[01:58] [Ninex] i'm not shabby, but my head shot misses about 3 times out of 5
[01:58] [Ninex] not by much, but it misses
[01:58] [Kacey] thx peer
[01:58] [Ninex] wb kacey
[01:58] [peer] Ninex, I started to buy a 50 cal Dessert Eagle
[01:58] [peer] Until I seen the price tag
[01:59] [peer] It was SWEEEEEEEET!
[01:59] [Ninex] heh
[01:59] [Ninex] you have bigger hands?
[01:59] [peer] Polished Black collor
[01:59] [peer] Color
[01:59] [peer] Gold Trigger with gold sights
[01:59] [Ninex] better question, ever shot one?
[01:59] [peer] Gold Eagle painted on the side
[01:59] [peer] Nope
[01:59] [peer] But I would have
[01:59] [Ninex] shoot one first
[01:59] [peer] Not a Dessert Eagle anyway
[02:00] [peer] Yea I prolly wont like it
[02:00] [peer] That was more a Collectors Gun
[02:00] [Ninex] i'm not saying you won't like it.
[02:00] [peer] It was 999.99
[02:00] [Ninex] yeah
[02:00] [Ninex] my Para was 1,400. and my Dan Wesson was 1,600
[02:00] [peer] It had a Black and Gold Case with a Eagle on it,
[02:00] [Ninex] good guns are not cheap
[02:01] [Ninex] theres a Kimber Corbon .400 I want really really bad.
[02:01] [peer] The inside of the case was trimmed with Gold Felt.
[02:01] [Ninex] 3,200
[02:01] [peer] And it had a 'Kick Stand' for displaying it
[02:01] [Ninex] lol
[02:01] [Ninex] yeah
[02:01] [peer] Ever shot a .500 Rifle?
[02:01] [Ninex] revolver yeah.
[02:01] [Ninex] not a rifle
[02:01] *** kellyjo does an office dance
[02:01] [peer] I had a bruised shoulder for like 3 weeks
[02:02] [Ninex] the S&W .500 is pretty nice.
[02:02] [kellyjo] i'm not as geeky as my brudder, he's drumming on his legs
[02:02] [Ninex] lol kelly
[02:02] [peer] Your brudder? Where is the hubby?
[02:02] [kellyjo] he's in the room too
[02:02] [Ninex] I shot a .50 muzzle loader once.
[02:02] [peer] Ah
[02:02] [peer] haha I shot one too
[02:02] [Ninex] no kick at all though. just loud
[02:02] [kellyjo] resting on the exercise ball that we all use as a chair
[02:02] [peer] I was 17 and ended up on my buttocks
[02:03] [Ninex] rofl
[02:03] [kellyjo] i've shot a muzzle loader before!
[02:03] [peer] hehe
[02:03] [kellyjo] knocked me on my bum too
[02:03] [kellyjo] but i was 9
[02:03] [kellyjo] <--real hick
[02:03] [Ninex] my dan wesson is my pride and joy though.
[02:03] [peer] My uncle told me, If you can hit my 200$ mail box that looks like my house from the porce Ill let you shoot at it,
[02:03] [Ninex] 10mm is God's gift to self defense enthusiasts
[02:03] [peer] I said Give me the gun
[02:03] [peer] He brought out the mizzle loader
[02:03] [peer] I didnt know about
[02:04] [peer] And he loaded it...
[02:04] [peer] And I aimed and fired not ready for what was about to happen
[02:04] [peer] Trying to be 'Bad'
[02:04] [peer] And BAM!
[02:04] [peer] On my but
[02:04] [Ninex] rofl
[02:04] [peer] The mailbox still exists
[02:04] [peer] And Im a little smarter today because of it
[02:05] [Ninex] don't trust old people
[02:05] [peer] EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:05] *** Kacey dies laughing
[02:05] [Ninex] rofl
[02:05] [Kacey] so when you get old, i can't trust you?
[02:05] [Kacey] :P
[02:05] [peer] He was my Great Uncle at that
[02:05] [Kacey] wait you already are
[02:05] [Kacey] =D
[02:05] [Ninex] exactly
[02:05] [Ninex] RUN! kacey!
[02:05] [peer] So that makes him Older
[02:05] [Kacey] haha
[02:05] [Kacey] too late :
[02:05] [Kacey] :P
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[02:07] [Ninex] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMADPkivxM&feature=related
[02:07] [kellyjo] whoaaa
[02:08] [Ninex] peer, watch that.
[02:08] [kellyjo] i just discovered a movie that was filmed in my town
[02:08] [kellyjo] that i had no idea about
[02:09] [peer] Yea Ive seen it
[02:09] [Ninex] that one cracks me up every time
[02:09] *** kellyjo does a dance
[02:10] [kellyjo] well, maybe i shouldn't dance
[02:10] [kellyjo] every time i move i cough
[02:11] [Ninex] lol
[02:11] [peer] Man My connection is flakey tonight
[02:11] [kellyjo] i am in love with dwight schrute
[02:12] [kellyjo] shh don't tell chris
[02:12] [peer] ACK!
[02:12] [peer] She said the C word
[02:12] [peer] haha
[02:12] [peer] Im telling!
[02:12] [kellyjo] ?
[02:12] [kellyjo] i'm lost
[02:12] [peer] haha
[02:12] [peer] No one is supposed to know the C word I thought
[02:12] [peer] Oh wait
[02:13] [peer] ChrisMW
[02:13] [kellyjo] iii don't think he's really that worried
[02:13] [peer] LoL
[02:13] [kellyjo] lol
[02:13] [Tarcas] kellyjo: that's the 2nd time I've heard that name today. Someone at work pointed out that one of the Technical Account Managers at work looks just like him, like spitting-image.
[02:13] [kellyjo] hahahahaha
[02:13] [kellyjo] oh man
[02:13] [kellyjo] poor fella
[02:13] [peer] G'morning there Tarcas
[02:13] [Tarcas] yeaaaah.
[02:13] [Tarcas] I figured out why my desktop kept freezing for 2 days...
[02:14] [peer] Joe, I was going to buy a 9mm Glock
[02:14] [Tarcas] Loose power connector to the Mobo.
[02:14] [peer] But I just couldnt see paying almost 700 for it
[02:14] [Ninex] ugly reliable buggers
[02:14] [Ninex] 700 bucks for a 9mm is way too much
[02:14] [peer] Yea
[02:14] [Ninex] you could buy a cheap .45 for 700 bucks
[02:14] [peer] But they also wanting the same thing for a .40 Glock
[02:14] [Ninex] or a decent .40
[02:15] [Ninex] 9mm and .40 are about the same
[02:15] [peer] What you think Im paying for the Hi Point?
[02:15] [peer] Take a guess
[02:15] [Ninex] ohhh
[02:16] [Ninex] 350-450?
[02:16] [peer] 169
[02:16] [Ninex] yeah. I didn't want to shoot too lower lest I insult you.
[02:16] *** Kacey sings
[02:16] [peer] LOL
[02:16] [peer] Nah
[02:17] [peer] I have a S&W .45
[02:17] [peer] And .40
[02:17] [peer] Payed 400 - 500 I cant remember
[02:17] *** kellyjo joins Kacey
[02:17] [Kacey] woo =]
[02:17] *** Tarcas joins the ladies
[02:18] [kellyjo] yay!
[02:18] [kellyjo] sorry i sound like a congested froggy
[02:18] [Kacey] nahhh :P
[02:19] *** Kacey wonders where he bf is
[02:19] [Kacey] lol
[02:19] [kellyjo] he's hiding behind a curtain!
[02:19] *** Tarcas wonders where his next GF is, and when he'll meet her.
[02:19] *** kellyjo knows her husband is in the kitchen, scrounging for foods
[02:20] [Kacey] just like a man, always eating :P
[02:20] [Kacey] jk
[02:20] [peer] LOL
[02:20] [kellyjo] not this one
[02:20] [peer] IM not always eating
[02:20] [kellyjo] he eats like a bird
[02:20] [peer] Enough to get him buy for a min
[02:21] [kellyjo] prolly
[02:22] *** Ninex is wondering when that lie called infatuation(love) will bite him again and he will be tied down by women.
[02:23] [kellyjo] bwahahaha
[02:24] [kellyjo] I don't know
[02:26] [Ninex] thats good
[02:26] [Ninex] i'm shooting for never
[02:27] [kellyjo] lol
[02:27] [kellyjo] yea, women are nothin' but trouble
[02:27] [Kacey] haha
[02:27] [Tarcas] True that!
[02:28] [kellyjo] take me for an example: i cause zEkE to leave a well-paying job that he loved, and move 1/4 of the way across the world in order to be stuck at home, jobless while his wife makes minimum wage and lives with his in-laws
[02:28] [kellyjo] t-r-o-u-b-l-e
[02:29] [kellyjo] *caused
[02:29] *** Tarcas takes kellyjo's word for it.
[02:29] [kellyjo] lol
[02:29] [kellyjo] i'm awesome, but not THAT awesome ;)
[02:30] [Ninex] oh pfft. tarcas
[02:30] [Kacey] i'm borrreddd
[02:30] [Kacey] lol
[02:31] [Kacey] my tea is getting cold
[02:31] [Kacey] ninex, go warm it up :P
[02:31] [kellyjo] i'm sorry
[02:31] *** Kacey hands you her cup
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[02:31] [kellyjo] ironic, the tea kettle just went off
[02:31] [Kacey] haha
[02:31] [Ninex] whoa whoa whoa.... back the puppy eye train up here.
[02:31] *** Kacey gives her cup to kelly
[02:31] [Ninex] go warm it up yourself
[02:31] [Ninex] lol
[02:31] [Ninex] there ya go
[02:31] [Kacey] nahh. i dont' wanna get up =]
[02:31] [kellyjo] lol
[02:31] [Ninex] give it to the barista
[02:31] *** kellyjo grumbles about apron strings and fresh espresso
[02:32] [Ninex] rofl
[02:32] [kellyjo] goooosh i hope i at least get an interview
[02:32] [Kacey] 1,2,3,4, i declare a dance warrr, dance or dieee
[02:32] [Ninex] you know i'm gonna make you say BARISTA real loud in person some day.
[02:32] [kellyjo] i'll be actually usssing my degreeee
[02:32] [kellyjo] hahahaha
[02:32] [kellyjo] instead of yelling "uncle"?
[02:32] [Ninex] OH COME ON!!!
[02:33] [Ninex] stop giving me stuff to work with kelly
[02:33] [kellyjo] whuuuut?
[02:33] [kellyjo] lol
[02:33] [kellyjo] bwahaha
[02:33] [kellyjo] 's my job
[02:33] [Ninex] your hubby has me on the innuendo probation already
[02:33] [kellyjo] lol
[02:33] [kellyjo] he'll just chuckle
[02:33] [kellyjo] unless you're here
[02:33] [Ninex] lol
[02:33] [kellyjo] then he'll sic matt on you
[02:33] [kellyjo] he may look docile, sitting in the arm chair with his feet propped up, eating pistachios...but there lies within a blackbelt of DOOOOM
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[02:34] [kellyjo] wb
[02:34] [kellyjo] peer
[02:34] [peer] Tank You
[02:35] [kellyjo] yer velcome
[02:35] [peer] Joe, I got a message to give you...
[02:35] [peer] Someone sent me an email
[02:35] *** kellyjo sits
[02:35] [peer] Ninex!
[02:36] [Ninex] out with it
[02:36] [kellyjo] zEkE's here now, so you have to be good Ninex :P
[02:36] *** Kacey drinks the rest of her cold tea. thanks to ninex
[02:36] [peer] They said to tell you that you forgot your underwear and baseball cap on top of brokeback mountain.
[02:36] [Ninex] lol
[02:36] [Ninex] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:36] [kellyjo] that does it, i'm making some tea!
[02:36] *** Ninex pats kacey's head
[02:36] *** Kacey bites your arm
[02:37] [Ninex] ah!
[02:37] [Ninex] time for another rabies check
[02:37] [Kacey] yea you better get one,
[02:37] *** kellyjo bes right back
[02:38] *** peer steals kellyjo's tea making device
[02:38] *** peer bought a Corona Hat today that has a Bottle opener on the side of the bill
[02:39] [Ninex] oh dude that is pimp
[02:39] [Ninex] i mean.. total redneck
[02:39] [peer] haha
[02:39] *** kellyjo is back
[02:39] [kellyjo] you can't steal my tea making device!
[02:40] [kellyjo] that's cruel!
[02:40] [kellyjo] green tea chai with pomegranate
[02:40] [kellyjo] i may be some sort of weirdo
[02:40] [Ninex] hey kelly, you should teach kacey about some of the good tea blends
[02:41] [kellyjo] i don't know much about them lol
[02:41] [kellyjo] <---corporate barista, not a real one
[02:41] [kellyjo] i wish i was a real one
[02:41] [kellyjo] that's more cool
[02:41] [Ninex] [20:04:30] <Kacey> i love hot tea
[02:41] [Ninex] [20:04:39] <Ninex> black or green tea?
[02:41] [Ninex] [20:05:23] <Kacey> uhm. tea bag?
[02:41] [kellyjo] hahaha
[02:41] [kellyjo] oh wow
[02:41] [kellyjo] maybe i know more than i thought!
[02:42] [Ninex] lol
[02:42] [kellyjo] black tea has the most caffeine
[02:42] *** peer spikes Kellys tea with lemon
[02:42] [kellyjo] mmm
[02:42] [kellyjo] i like lemon
[02:42] [kellyjo] :)
[02:42] [peer] Ok
[02:42] [peer] Lime
[02:42] [Ninex] Set Serve SPIKE!!! One two three ACE!
[02:42] [kellyjo] mmm lime is good in other things...
[02:42] *** kellyjo trails off
[02:43] *** Ninex scrambles off to grab some more dew
[02:43] [kellyjo] gaaah i want to stop coughing!
[02:44] [kellyjo] nyquil just makes me crazy
[02:44] [Ninex] dude
[02:44] [Ninex] nyquil rocks
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[02:45] [kellyjo] chris described it as 8 hours of a panic attack for me lol
[02:45] [kellyjo] i kept waking him up
[02:45] [kellyjo] and asking him if he was alive
[02:45] [kellyjo] every ten minutes
[02:45] [Ninex] HAHAHAHA
[02:45] [kellyjo] i don't remember any of it
[02:45] [Ninex] I would have used my pillow to end that right away
[02:45] [Ninex] by covering my ears of course.........
[02:45] [kellyjo] and i also rolled over and yelled "WHAT?"
[02:45] [kellyjo] haha
[02:46] [Ninex] oh thats funny
[02:46] [kellyjo] me + nyquil = no sleep for zEkE
[02:46] [peer] HAHAHAHAH, http://www.kotulas.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10051&productId=11316
[02:46] [kellyjo] lol
[02:47] [kellyjo] "Bones, what are you doing on the ice?" "I get nervous when you fall down and don't get up..."
[02:47] [kellyjo] ahee
[02:48] *** Kacey claps
[02:48] [Kacey] it's pretty!
[02:48] [kellyjo] lol
[02:48] [Ninex] OHHH MAN!
[02:48] [Ninex] I SOOO NEED ONE!
[02:48] [kellyjo] lol
[02:48] [kellyjo] lose your beer often, joseph?
[02:49] [Ninex] well no..
[02:49] [Ninex] normally the only time I put mine down is when it's empty
[02:49] *** Kacey sighs
[02:50] [kellyjo] lol
[02:50] *** Ninex roughs up kacey's hair
[02:50] *** Kacey screams
[02:50] [Kacey] haven't you learned by now?!?
[02:50] [Ninex] lol no
[02:50] [Ninex] besides you bit me
[02:50] [Ninex] you deserved it
[02:50] [peer] Speaking of
[02:51] [peer] Let me go check the fridge
[02:51] [kellyjo] haha
[02:51] [Kacey] i diddd not deserve it
[02:51] [Kacey] i'm a good girl
[02:51] [Kacey] =]
[02:51] [kellyjo] oh Kacey, you have much to learn
[02:51] [Ninex] lol
[02:51] [Kacey] huh?
[02:51] [kellyjo] Ninex is a weirdo
[02:51] [Kacey] oh i already knew that
[02:51] [Kacey] lol
[02:52] [kellyjo] oooh
[02:52] [Ninex] ha ha. don't worry kelly. she digs me as much as you do.
[02:52] [kellyjo] hahaha
[02:52] *** Kacey dies laughin
[02:52] [Kacey] oh wait.. you weren't joking :P
[02:52] [kellyjo] last time i dug you i was in high school
[02:52] [Ninex] lol
[02:52] *** Ninex snickers
[02:52] [kellyjo] barely
[02:52] [peer] Hey Joe
[02:52] [Ninex] hey mike?
[02:52] [peer] The hat works bro
[02:52] [peer] :P
[02:53] [Ninex] does it work with it on your head?
[02:53] [peer] Ill let you know if about 15
[02:53] [peer] That would be cool
[02:53] [Ninex] that would be the seller right there
[02:53] [kellyjo] lol
[02:53] [peer] Yep!
[02:54] *** kellyjo has a crush on zEkE
[02:54] [peer] Lori bought 4 hermis yesterday
[02:54] [peer] Kelly, I do too
[02:54] [peer] O_O
[02:54] [kellyjo] we should battle for him!
[02:54] [Ninex] pfft crush..
[02:54] [Ninex] ROFL
[02:54] [Ninex] wow man, how many have you had?
[02:54] [peer] What kind of battle you talking about?
[02:54] [kellyjo] lol
[02:54] [peer] Like
[02:54] [kellyjo] to the pain
[02:54] [peer] 14?
[02:54] [Ninex] I vote water noodles
[02:54] [kellyjo] as zEkE suggested
[02:55] [kellyjo] ooo water noodles
[02:55] [peer] ?
[02:55] [kellyjo] i could just cough on you
[02:55] [kellyjo] bwahahaha
[02:56] *** kellyjo love watching tv with her brotha
[02:56] [Ninex] lol
[02:56] [Ninex] I don't like watching tv with people, especially if it's a funny show..
[02:57] [kellyjo] obvious motive on tv: "THAT'S A MOTIVE" *said in a hick accent*
[02:57] [Ninex] because instead of laughing.. I go. "Wow, thats funny."
[02:57] [Kacey] g2g
[02:57] [Kacey] niteeee =]
[02:57] [kellyjo] then he slapped dad's shoulder and yelled it again
[02:57] [Ninex] night kacey
[02:57] [kellyjo] now he won't stop
[02:57] [Ninex] have a good one
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[02:57] [kellyjo] the crime has been solved, and he's still shouting it
[02:57] [Ninex] rofl
[02:58] [Ninex] you know kelly, don't take this wrong. but uh, I'm sort of glad things didn't work out.
[02:58] [kellyjo] we also had a choir of 24's "boop, beep" going the other day
[02:58] [kellyjo] haha i'm equally glad
[02:58] [Ninex] lol
[02:58] [kellyjo] we'd both be victims of some sort of murder/suicide case
[02:58] [Ninex] then were in agreement
[02:58] *** Ninex raises his eyebrow
[02:59] [kellyjo] i'd murder you, and then accidently murder myself
[03:00] [kellyjo] duh
[03:01] [kellyjo] probably with some sort of coffee device
[03:01] [kellyjo] or i'd try to poison you and end up poisoning myself also
[03:03] [Ninex] lol
[03:04] [Ninex] something
[03:04] [kellyjo] who knows
[03:04] [kellyjo] but yea
[03:04] *** Ninex shrugs
[03:04] [kellyjo] plus, me and zEkE are going to have the cutest kids on the planet
[03:04] [Ninex] hahahah
[03:04] [kellyjo] it's the law
[03:07] *** kellyjo is making an owl
[03:10] [Ninex] hey kelly, what is a group of owls called?
[03:10] [kellyjo] i dunno
[03:11] [Ninex] parliament
[03:11] [kellyjo] hahaha srsly?
[03:11] [kellyjo] i know it's a murder of crows
[03:11] [Ninex] yep
[03:11] [Ninex] yep knew that too
[03:11] [Ninex] it's a murder marge. a group of crows is called a murder.
[03:12] [kellyjo] this fabric smells like my grandma
[03:12] [kellyjo] haha that's how i found out too!
[03:13] [Ninex] I don't remember which episode that was
[03:13] [kellyjo] me either
[03:13] [kellyjo] it was just on though
[03:16] [Ninex] oh yeah?
[03:17] [Ninex] a group of rhinos is a crash..
[03:17] [kellyjo] i wonder what a group of pigeons is...an annoyance?
[03:17] [Ninex] a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle
[03:18] [Ninex] but in the air, they're a skein.
[03:18] [Ninex] no clue
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[03:20] [kellyjo] beverly hillbillies is a weird show
[03:26] [peer] Yes Joe, it does work while on the head
[03:26] [peer] Little hard,
[03:26] [peer] But it works
[03:26] [peer] LOl
[03:35] [kellyjo] night ya'll
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[04:22] [intricatic] so today, some lady came into work and asked me to alter some legal documents for her, and then paid me $30 to tell her that her hard drive on her laptop was going bad since it was making an aweful grinding sound :o
[04:22] [intricatic] and no, i didn't alter her legal documents
[04:46] [Ninex] heh
[04:46] [Ninex] for legal stuff. I would have asked at least... 500
[04:51] [intricatic] i just wanted her to leave - she was ditzy, air-headed, and didn't quite grasp that i can't fix her computer while on the clock... i was busy with a pileup of customers and didn't have time to explain to her why it's illegal to alter legal documents, lol
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[11:21] [Tarcas] intricatic: for a primary party of a legal contract, it's not illegal to alter the document (before it's signed) but unless you're a lawyer you can't legally offer legal advice.
[12:02] [intricatic] no, this was a different kind of legal document entirely, heh.. she was changing dates on transaction forms from her bank or something
[12:03] [intricatic] type of thing i normally wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole
[12:17] [intricatic] i wonder if it's a bad sign when China is the only country immediately following America's example in terms of government fiscal stimulus packages
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[13:40] [Guest] hi
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[17:24] [zEkE] mmmm 'tis quiet
[17:33] [Mack] indeed
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[18:53] [ChrisMW] hi
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[20:39] #uccn: mode change '+ao mowse mowse' by United!Services@UnitedChristianChat.net
[20:42] [zEkE] hai
[20:42] [mowse] hai :D
[20:43] [zEkE] how is?
[20:43] [mowse] good at the moment..waiting to pick someone up in about 10min.
[20:43] [zEkE] cool
[20:43] [mowse] how bout you?
[20:43] [zEkE] i'm ok, still sicky
[20:43] [zEkE] shirlz nick expires tomorrow...lol
[20:44] [mowse] :-o
[20:44] [zEkE] was just thinking we hadn't seen her for a while
[20:44] [zEkE] [15:43:15] -NickServ- Expires on: Jan 24 23:32:11 2009 EST
[20:44] [mowse] gosh. :P
[20:44] [zEkE] you haven't been around much either :P
[20:44] [mowse] at least i come on to keep my nick from expiring, though!:P
[20:44] [zEkE] lol
[20:44] [zEkE] indeed!
[20:45] [mowse] :D
[20:45] [ChrisMW] zEkE, when does my nick expire?
[20:46] [mowse] right now!
[20:46] [zEkE] march 9th..... 45 days from the last time you used it
[20:46] [zEkE] lol
[20:46] [zEkE] yeah, now *drops*
[20:46] [Ninex] how long does it take a nick to expire?
[20:46] [mowse] read what zEkE just said, joe.
[20:46] [mowse] :P
[20:46] [Ninex] got it
[20:46] [zEkE] [15:46:45] -NickServ- Nicknames that are not used anymore are subject to
[20:46] [zEkE] [15:46:45] -NickServ- the automatic expiration, i.e. they will be deleted
[20:46] [zEkE] [15:46:45] -NickServ- after 45 days if not used.
[20:47] [Ninex] hmm
[20:47] [mowse] didn't it used to be 30 days?
[20:47] [Ninex] what if you are logged in for 45 days straight?
[20:47] [Jes] you still gotta identify
[20:47] [Jes] befor eth 45 days is up :p
[20:47] [zEkE] so long as you're identified for the entire period, it shouldn't be an issue
[20:47] [Ninex] ah good good
[20:47] [mowse] yeah, what he said.
[20:47] [mowse] :P
[20:47] [Jes] not how it works on most servers but...ok
[20:48] [Ninex] lol jes
[20:48] [Ninex] oh well, be back in a few
[20:48] [zEkE] TheLight has the same expire time as ChrisMW
[20:48] [zEkE] but has been online some time longer
[20:49] [ChrisMW] cool
[20:49] [ChrisMW] were buddies see
[20:50] [ChrisMW] wait i dont even have to come here during feb lol
[20:50] [zEkE] lol
[20:50] [ChrisMW] i will
[20:50] [ChrisMW] i have a birthday in feb
[20:50] [zEkE] lol
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[20:50] #uccn: mode change '+ao mowse mowse' by United!Services@UnitedChristianChat.net
[20:51] [mowse] woops.
[20:51] [zEkE] o.O
[20:51] #uccn: mode change '-o mowse' by United!Services@UnitedChristianChat.net
[20:51] [mowse] for some reason the shift key gets stuck sometimes & when i click on a room, the room closes. :|
[20:51] [zEkE] ahhh yeah
[20:51] *** mowse shakes a fist at it.
[20:51] [zEkE] good plan
[20:52] [mowse] thanks. :P:D
[20:53] [mowse] ok, be back in a while. gotta take someone home.
[20:53] [zEkE] kk
[20:53] Nick change: mowse -> mowsieAFK
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[20:53] [zEkE] hi Skid
[20:54] [Skid] Hello.
[20:55] [zEkE] how goes?
[20:56] [Skid] Well enough.
[20:56] [Skid] A bit stressful.
[20:56] [zEkE] mmm
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[21:01] Nick change: Jonfun -> Guest43611
[21:10] [Ninex] chris is going to come hang out in feb?
[21:10] [Ninex] for his birthday?
[21:11] [ChrisMW] yea
[21:11] [ChrisMW] and other stuff
[22:04] Nick change: mowsieAFK -> mowse
[22:07] [zEkE] wb
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[22:08] [IndianaStacy] ey
[22:09] [IndianaStacy] hey
[22:09] [Ninex] hey stacy
[22:09] [Ninex] how's it goin?
[22:09] [IndianaStacy] whats up
[22:09] [Ninex] playin games
[22:09] [IndianaStacy] ah
[22:09] [Ninex] you?
[22:10] [IndianaStacy] just watching my sis take care of a baby she is watching
[22:10] *** mowse forgot she was here. :-o
[22:14] [Jes] o.o
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[22:15] [IndianaStacy_] that was weird i lost connection
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[22:17] [ChrisMW] there ya go again
[22:17] [mowse] cept this time she /quit
[22:17] [mowse] :P
[22:18] [ChrisMW] it would apear
[22:31] [Ninex] shes an odd one
[22:31] [Ninex] join, nobody talks to her, then she leaves
[22:32] [ChrisMW] lol
[22:32] [ChrisMW] i think shes a freakshow fan/follower/crew/?
[22:32] [mowse] i would leave, too, if nobody talked to me.
[22:32] [zEkE] lol
[22:32] [Jes] ........
[22:32] *** ChrisMW tells #uccn to shh
[22:33] [zEkE] o.O
[22:33] *** mowse tells ChrisMW to shhh
[22:33] *** ChrisMW tells mowse to erh not tell me to shh after i tell you to shh cause thats a double shh and you broke the first shh
[22:33] [zEkE] lol
[22:34] [zEkE] you're also breaking two shh's
[22:34] *** mowse wonders if ChrisMW really wants to mess with ircop shhnesses
[22:34] [ChrisMW] im not
[22:34] [ChrisMW] its chatting
[22:35] [Jes] o.o
[22:35] [mowse] chatting after shh's is illegal.
[22:36] [ChrisMW] but you did it too
[22:36] [ChrisMW] so therefore it broke the double shh
[22:36] [mowse] you broke the double shh before i did.
[22:36] [mowse] :P
[22:36] [ChrisMW] no i didnt
[22:36] [ChrisMW] y
[22:36] [ChrisMW] you broke the sh
[22:36] [ChrisMW] i broke the double shh
[22:37] *** ChrisMW delcares a shh trouse
[22:37] [mowse] truce, ya mean?
[22:37] [ChrisMW] i dont know, its an americian thing
[22:37] [ChrisMW] we dont have them
[22:37] [mowse] you should. :P
[22:37] [ChrisMW] we just fight till the dawn
[22:37] [ChrisMW] :)
[22:38] [ChrisMW] hey mowse
[22:38] [ChrisMW] did you see the free irc app for iphone/ipod touch?
[22:38] [ChrisMW] irchon
[22:39] [mowse] nope. i've already got an app for irc on mine, though.
[22:39] [ChrisMW] i know
[22:39] [ChrisMW] i was going to ask you what it was like compared to rooms?
[22:39] [mowse] i dunno what it's like. :P
[22:40] [ChrisMW] ok
[22:40] [ChrisMW] whats your fav app?
[22:43] [mowse] umm
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[22:43] [mowse] i dunno
[22:43] [ChrisMW] pick one, for me please?
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[22:43] [ChrisMW] Welcome back zEkE|Desktop
[22:44] [mowse] no, Chris. :P
[22:44] [Jes] pick java pick java :p
[22:44] *** Jes runs
[22:44] [ChrisMW] its not avilable for the ipod
[22:44] [ChrisMW] mores the pitty
[22:46] *** mowse wishes they'd have flash for it.
[22:46] *** ChrisMW agrees with mowse for once
[22:46] [Jes] oh well im not lame enough to own an ipod :p
[22:46] [ChrisMW] heh
[22:48] [mowse] thanks for the boost of confidence, Jes!
[22:48] [mowse] :P
[22:48] [Jes] yw :p
[22:50] *** ChrisMW feels so lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:52] *** Ninex does not own an ipod
[22:52] [Ninex] I own a zune
[22:52] *** Jes doesnt even own a cd player
[22:53] [ChrisMW] you do!
[22:54] [ChrisMW] on your laptop/computer/electronic internet device
[22:54] *** mowse is watching greg long in the studio. :-o
[22:55] [Jes] this isnt mine for one...
[22:55] [Jes] for 2...my computer is down until i find my windows key
[22:56] [ChrisMW] you what?
[22:56] [ChrisMW] its the key with the windows logo
[22:56] [ChrisMW] oh product key
[22:56] [ChrisMW] hehe
[22:56] [Jes] duhh
[22:56] [ChrisMW] lol
[22:57] [Jes] at least i found my disk :p
[22:58] [ChrisMW] ok
[22:58] [ChrisMW] so what are you using right now?
[22:58] [Jes] my fiance's pc
[22:58] [ChrisMW] yeh
[22:58] [ChrisMW] noticable
[22:58] [ChrisMW] you might want to change your name :)
[22:58] [Jes] chris... versions dont show anything other then client version
[22:58] [ChrisMW] Chris W..
[22:58] [ChrisMW] i know that but Jes
[22:58] [Jes] why should i change it?
[22:58] [Jes] its his
[22:59] [ChrisMW] mirc shows me that your using a windows computer
[22:59] [ChrisMW] cause it says his full name
[22:59] *** Jes shrugs
[22:59] [Jes] lmao
[22:59] [Jes] seriously chris
[22:59] [ChrisMW] wa?
[22:59] [Jes] only children need to worry about that crap
[22:59] [ChrisMW] lol
[23:00] [ChrisMW] idont
[23:00] [ChrisMW] im up for any stalkers
[23:00] [Jes] so why tell me to change it?
[23:01] [Jes] if someone has the balls to come to my house, they can go ahead
[23:01] [ChrisMW] lol
[23:02] *** Jes has no fear :p
[23:03] [mowse] have no fear!! underdog is here!
[23:03] [zEkE] lol
[23:03] [Jes] LOL
[23:03] [Jes] i <3 that cartoon
[23:35] [Ninex] heh
[23:35] [Ninex] Jes, at least try to accept the fact that Chris is worried about your safety.
[23:35] [Jes] it doesnt bug me
[23:36] [Jes] ive had enough run ins in my life :p
[23:36] *** mowse gets out the bugs and puts them on Ninex
[23:36] *** ChrisMW appreciates Ninex sticking up for a youngin like me
[23:37] [ChrisMW] you'll be a good father
[23:37] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis throws the MS-DOSS 5 install floppies at ChrisMW
[23:38] [ChrisMW] lol
[23:38] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] s/MS-DOSS/MS-DOS/
[23:38] [Jes] wow a lot of people who are crappy fathers wlil be good fathers if only they stick up for chris :p
[23:38] [Ninex] hey stormie what did you get on that movie quiz?
[23:38] [Ninex] I think I aced it
[23:39] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis goes to get ready for the concert
[23:39] [ChrisMW] which concert?
[23:39] [Ninex] what concert?
[23:39] [Jes] the wiggles?
[23:42] [mowse] i think i got 69% on the quiz. :/
[23:43] [mowse] one of em was skipped, cuz i didn't even see it.
[23:43] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] Going Second
[23:43] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] http://www.goingsecond.com./index.php
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[23:43] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] coworker's band
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[23:44] [^Jes^] damnit
[23:44] Nick change: ^Jes^ -> Jes
[23:45] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis pokes Jes in the eye
[23:46] [Jes] thanks
[23:46] [Jes] hope its life threatening
[23:46] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] any time. :-D
[23:47] *** peer waves hi while waiting on his ride to the club
[23:47] [Jes] heya
[23:47] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis pokes peer in the eye
[23:47] [peer] Me and you Both Jes
[23:47] [peer] LoL
[23:47] [Jes] lol
[23:47] *** peer kicks Jiffy in the kods
[23:47] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis dies
[23:47] [Jes] im so tired, death seems like peace :p
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[23:48] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I just woke up. ^_^
[23:48] *** peer dies too,
[23:48] [peer] Laughing that it
[23:48] [peer] is*
[23:48] *** Mid0rikawa|Psychosis is fresh and ready to take on the mosh pit
[23:48] [Jes] i wake up tired
[23:48] *** peer decided not to purchase that 9mm just yet
[23:48] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] peer, go with a .45. :-D
[23:48] *** peer kicks the kods again
[23:48] [peer] Still ready Jiffy?
[23:48] [Jes] o.o
[23:48] [peer] Yea, I thought about it
[23:49] *** Jes stabs her eardrums
[23:49] [Jes] im sick of crying whiney toddlers
[23:49] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] http://www.springfield-armory.com/xd.php?model=1
[23:49] [peer] I really want a .357 Nickle Plated 3 inch barrel Revolver
[23:49] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] that's expensive.
[23:49] [peer] Yea I know
[23:50] [peer] But its ok to want
[23:50] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] :-P
[23:50] *** peer thought of buying a 50 cal Dessert Eagle until he seen the price
[23:50] [Jes] o.o
[23:50] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] I wouldn't mind having either of those.
[23:50] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] how much do the desert eagles run?
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[23:51] [peer] This one was Black, with Gold Trim, Pinstripe, Gold Outline of a Eagle, Gold Trigger, Come with a Kicken case black with gold again and the eagle on the top with a 'kickstand' to show off...
[23:51] [peer] 999.99
[23:52] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] that's not too bad.
[23:52] [Ninex] you can get a good DE for 700
[23:52] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] could be a LOT worse.
[23:52] [Ninex] just depends on who you go through
[23:52] [peer] I imagine that this was a special model,
[23:52] [peer] I didnt ask to much
[23:52] [Ninex] if you switch out the barrel, it'll shoot a .357 shell
[23:52] [Ninex] then you have a .357 auto mag
[23:53] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] that would be fun to shoot.
[23:54] [Ninex] heh.................
[23:54] [Ninex] yeah it's alright
[23:54] [Ninex] don't expect much after the first shot
[23:54] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] haha
[23:54] [Ninex] most .357 revolvers will also shoot a .38 shell
[23:55] [Ninex] which is funny. because if you alternate the shells
[23:55] [Ninex] it throws a lot of people off.
[23:55] [Ninex] they get the ping!... then the BAM!
[23:55] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] haha
[23:56] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] that would be hilarious to watch.
[23:56] [Ninex] it's not as funny if you do it to someone thats good with firearms
[23:56] *** ChrisMW peeks in
[23:56] [Ninex] any amateur though, it's funny
[23:56] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] well true.
[23:56] *** mowse pokes ChrisMW's eye with a pointy thing.
[23:57] [Ninex] I did it to the guy that got me into guns. he shot the .38. steadied. fired again. he shot. BAM!. he just starts laughing.
[23:57] [Ninex] you know, I've done that to people before. I just never thought it'd happen to me.
[23:57] *** ChrisMW says thats a blunt pointy thingy mowse haha
[23:58] [Mid0rikawa|Psychosis] haha
[23:58] *** mowse pokes ChrisMW in the eye with a sharp pointy thing.
[23:58] [ChrisMW] haha
[23:59] [peer] http://www.the-m-factor.com/ <--- 19 +1 9mm?
[23:59] [peer] SWEEET!
[23:59] [Ninex] whats with you and the small shells?
[23:59] *** Jes pokes chris in the nose
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