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[00:27] [GIRC-Guest04] hi
[00:28] [zEkE|Desktop] hi guest
[00:28] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] hi guest.
[00:28] [GIRC-Guest04] i just baught the new red cd
[00:28] [GIRC-Guest04] its awsome
[00:28] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] it is.
[00:28] [zEkE|Desktop] ahhh
[00:28] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] I've had it for weeks now. :-P
[00:28] [zEkE|Desktop] i've seen them live, i think
[00:28] [zEkE|Desktop] pretty good :)
[00:29] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] I was impressed. Saw them with Stellar Kart and Disciple.
[00:29] [zEkE|Desktop] they played Parachute, either 07 or 08
[00:29] [zEkE|Desktop] i think 07
[00:29] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] make modules_install
[00:29] *** Midorikawa|Psychosis grumbles
[00:29] [zEkE|Desktop] wrong window?
[00:29] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] this isn't virtualbox.
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[00:31] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] zEkE|Desktop, I probably shouldn't be installing Gentoo on 0 sleep, but oh well. :-P
[00:31] [zEkE|Desktop] lol
[00:31] [zEkE|Desktop] 'tis ok
[00:32] [Data] ROFL... Chris told mowse he got his new laptop today.. she asked what kind and his disconnected
[00:32] [zEkE|Desktop] you may have noticed in logs that i partially disappeared last night for a few mins
[00:32] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] yeah
[00:32] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] what happened?
[00:32] [zEkE|Desktop] having weird probs with ifupdown on telly not doing what it should be
[00:32] [Data] partially?
[00:32] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] nice
[00:32] [zEkE|Desktop] in the end i completely screwed eth0 on it :P
[00:33] [zEkE|Desktop] had to get up and plug a monitor in and fix it that way
[00:33] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] thats on par with me iptablesing myself out of my box.
[00:34] [zEkE|Desktop] lol
[00:34] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] ok
[00:34] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] they REALLY need to change that in the gentoo install
[00:35] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] nano is installed, but vi/vim isn't.
[00:35] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] that's annoyed me for like 5 years now, and they still haven't changed it.
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[00:47] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] argh. yep. I broke that install
[00:48] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] I suppose I could just install opensolaris since that's entirely graphical
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[01:09] [peer] Hi Guest
[01:09] [Guest] hello
[01:09] [peer] How are you
[01:09] [Guest] I'm great thanks, and you mike?
[01:10] [peer] Im good Good
[01:10] [Guest] you wearing green today?
[01:10] [peer] Nope...
[01:10] *** Midorikawa|Psychosis pinches peer
[01:10] [Guest] haha
[01:10] Nick change: Guest -> Shirlz
[01:10] [peer] I didnt say I didnt have Green on
[01:11] [peer] I just said I wasnt wearing green
[01:11] *** peer smacks Jiffy in the back of the forehead
[01:11] [Shirlz] that makes no sense
[01:11] [peer] Hi Shirlz
[01:11] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] how does that work?
[01:11] [Shirlz] hi
[01:11] *** Midorikawa|Psychosis lobs an OpenSolaris install cd at peer
[01:11] [peer] I have green eye shadow on
[01:11] [Shirlz] I have green eyes
[01:11] [zEkE|Desktop] brb
[01:11] [Shirlz] what you turning drag queen on ys?
[01:11] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] right. isn't that called "wearing" green eye shadow? :-P
[01:11] [Shirlz] *us
[01:11] [peer] Green eyes dont work, thats normal everyday for you
[01:11] [Shirlz] hurry up zeke!
[01:12] [peer] No Jiffy,
[01:12] [Shirlz] so?
[01:12] [peer] Im not wearing it
[01:12] [peer] Im sporting it
[01:12] [peer] :P
[01:12] [Shirlz] so is green eyeshadow for you
[01:12] [peer] No It is not
[01:12] [Shirlz] hah @ sporting
[01:12] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] heh.
[01:12] [peer] I usually wear red!
[01:12] [Shirlz] oh.. of course
[01:12] [Shirlz] I need to re-install lightning script
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[01:13] [Shirlz] i dont likes the java
[01:13] [Shirlz] O.o
[01:13] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] hahaha!
[01:13] [Shirlz] green font. im saved!
[01:13] [peer] haha
[01:13] [peer] Im kidding
[01:14] [peer] I dont have green eye shadow on
[01:14] [Shirlz] sure
[01:14] [peer] I do have a Mtn Dew Shirt on
[01:14] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] ...wow.
[01:14] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] I've definitely been awake too long
[01:14] [peer] So, Jiffy, what the heck is a CMTS ?
[01:14] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] I've just started hallucinating.
[01:14] [Shirlz] you seein tiny leprechauns?
[01:14] [peer] What does CM Time Server have to do with my connection issues?
[01:15] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] it's a node. it's what converts the fiber connection from the head end into the coaxial signal your modem and tv need.
[01:15] [Shirlz] duh
[01:15] [peer] O ok
[01:15] [peer] Do, if it is shotty, then the connection is as well?
[01:15] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] http://lmgtfy.com/?q=CMTS
[01:15] [Shirlz] my movie comes out this weekend! huzzah!!!!!
[01:16] [Tarcas] you movied?
[01:16] [peer] HAHAHAHA
[01:16] *** peer kicks Jiffy!!!
[01:16] [Shirlz] yeah Im a big star now
[01:16] [peer] Thats Funny I appreciate that!!!!
[01:16] [Shirlz] im surprised you didnt know
[01:17] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] yes, if the CMTS is experiencing high T4 resets, or otherwise losing signal with the headend, kernel panicks etc, you won't have HSI service, although basic cable might work.
[01:17] [Shirlz] i dont like the underlining!!
[01:17] [Tarcas] I know you've always been a big star in your own mind. :-P
[01:17] [Shirlz] well now I'm one on the big screen. haha
[01:17] [Tarcas] halve fun!
[01:17] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] Now Playing: Shakti - La danse du bonheur - The best of Shakti - (Fusion) - (192 KBPS MPEG audio file) - (2:19/4:52)
[01:17] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] ...what is this?
[01:17] [Shirlz] I didnt do it
[01:18] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] ...and why is it in my iTunes? O_o
[01:18] [Tarcas] what's a Shakti?
[01:18] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] it's...interesting.
[01:18] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] that's the artist name.
[01:18] [Tarcas] blame the SO.
[01:18] [Tarcas] I know.
[01:19] [peer] So is a 2 week lead time for setup and configuration about right for a CMTS? Or this guy pulling my leg?
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[01:19] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] depends on what's gone bad, what needs to be replaced.
[01:19] [Tarcas] peer, I'm surprised he's not telling you 6 weeks. Of course, that's not Charter.
[01:19] [peer] *shrugs* He said that they were getting another CMTS in next week and expect it to be up in 2 or 3 weeks
[01:19] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] if your cable company is using older single interface CMTS', then it may take a few weeks to get parts special ordered for it.
[01:20] [Tarcas] Now if it was a DS3 card in their head-end, they'd have it swapped in 3 hours.
[01:20] [peer] I think they tried that...
[01:20] [Tarcas] Had one of those go out today.
[01:20] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] Regardless, your cable company's mismanaged if they don't have replacement parts.
[01:20] [peer] We went down for about 4 hours 2 - 2 1/2 months ago
[01:20] [Tarcas] I second that.
[01:20] [peer] For Maintence
[01:21] [peer] And wouldnt you know it, About the same freaking time I started experiencing this issue
[01:21] [peer] Shortly after
[01:21] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] they probably updated something on the CMTS.
[01:21] [Shirlz] *gasp*
[01:21] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] maybe a new quota system or sommat.
[01:22] [peer] Also when they come out with VoIP Phones
[01:23] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] if they're replacing the CMTS all new, they'll do all the configuration at the head-end with a test lead to the head end, get it working and routing, and ensure line voltages are correct before rolling it out. Once it's rolled out it only takes an hour or so to pull 6 wires, pull the old unit, and reverse the process for the new unit.
[01:23] [peer] I wonder if they just kicks that service on the same node.
[01:23] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] err?
[01:23] [peer] kicked*... just added without upgrading their version of Vonage
[01:24] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] they likely won't contract through vonage. O_o
[01:24] [peer] No
[01:24] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] they'll likely have their own PBX
[01:24] [peer] They didnt
[01:24] [peer] si
[01:24] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] it would have to go through the same node
[01:24] [peer] But is it possible they didnt get another pipe to serve that?
[01:24] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] unless they're running a second set of RG8 to each house that wants VOIP.
[01:25] [peer] No, installing a Digital Box...
[01:25] [peer] They arent even letting customers touch it,
[01:25] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] you will need an MTA.
[01:25] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] they generally don't.
[01:25] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] customers tend to break things as expensive as an MTA.
[01:25] [peer] They dont want you unplugging anything or plugging anything. So much that they offer to come do it for you for whatever reason
[01:26] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] the list price for the ones we used at suddenlink was upwards of $200 a piece.
[01:26] [peer] Well, if they want to keep me as a customer outside of their 25$ package, they better get on the ball with this connection issue, because I found out century tell offers DSL service without phone service now
[01:27] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] beware of DSL.
[01:27] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] DSL offers higher latency, which causes issues if you're a gamer.
[01:29] [peer] I dont game
[01:29] [peer] I was on 3.0 with them and NEVER had one issue
[01:29] [peer] Most games I play is on Pogo
[01:30] [peer] That can be done barely bareable on dialup
[01:30] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] yeah
[01:31] [peer] Im just highly P.Oed from having to pay for something that Im not getting
[01:31] [peer] And when I told him that, he said, Well I bumped you to 2.5/1 the day the tech was out at your house and youre not paying for it.
[01:31] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] they've said for sure it's the CMTS?
[01:31] [peer] I said, Yea and Im still not getting what I am paying for the service
[01:33] [peer] When I mentioned I lost packets when I pinged, what I now know to be the CMTS, a IP (told him the IP) He said yes we know about that side and we have a CMTS on the way and should be here early next week and look at 2 weeks from there for setup and install
[01:34] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] I find it highly unlikely a ping would reveal a bad CMTS.
[01:34] [peer] And even now, Im losing the first 2 packets and recieve the last 2 packets on that IP
[01:34] [peer] Well maybe true,
[01:34] [peer] But it did bring him to tell me that another CMTS was on the way
[01:35] [peer] All they are doing is leasing the equipment and all from AT&T
[01:35] [peer] And he did mention that they considered a crack in the fibers and techs were out looking at them..
[01:36] [peer] Because with bad weather, Especially Rain, comes a shotty connection worse than now
[01:36] [peer] And I flat asked him if the Fibers got Dirty some how or may have cracked.
[01:36] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] that's not a fiber issue either.
[01:36] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] that's a drop issue on your end.
[01:36] [Shirlz] i forgot i was here
[01:36] [peer] So did we Shirlz...
[01:37] [peer] LoL How are you doing?
[01:37] [peer] On my end?
[01:37] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] it wouldn't get better after it dried up if it were fiber.
[01:37] [Shirlz] im good... still
[01:37] [peer] I know for a fact there is 1600+ people in 1 DS3
[01:37] [peer] And the math dont add up for 1.5 x 1600+ into 45
[01:37] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] heh.
[01:37] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] bandwidth doesn't work like that. :-)
[01:38] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] At MOST 10% of those are going to be maxing out their lines
[01:39] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] generally it will be 2-3% are maxing the line out, the rest are just doing normal internet browsing, which won't exactly put a strain on that DS3.
[01:39] [peer] Yea, but I did speak with AT&T and they recommended no more than 400 people on a single Full DS3
[01:39] [peer] But at the download speeds I was getting from that test file zeke posted, That speed was at 600% Overhead..
[01:39] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] in rural areas they can get away with it due to the high cost of running multiple DS3 lines to the area.
[01:41] [peer] Even at 100% Overhead, I could should have downloaded that 10 meg file in 1:2?
[01:41] [zEkE] weee
[01:41] [Tarcas] no, in rural areas they can get away with it due to little or no competition.
[01:41] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] Tarcas, I was trying to be nice about it. :-P
[01:41] [peer] Dont be nice..
[01:41] [peer] LoL Because I agree
[01:42] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] fine then.
[01:42] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] the cable company rapes you because they're in bed with the FCC, and noone can do anything about it.
[01:42] [Tarcas] I can do something about it. I use DSL instead, and have no cable TV service. I'm voting with my wallet! :-D
[01:43] [Shirlz] zeke.. did kelly make anyting green today?
[01:43] [peer] Hence why if they dont hurry and do something about it, Im going back to Centurytel
[01:43] [Midorikawa|Psychosis] heh. dsl's not available in rural areas. :-P
[01:43] [zEkE] not sure about making, but she wore green
[01:43] [peer] It is in mine
[01:43] [Shirlz] woohoo
[01:44] [zEkE] at one point i was thinking about starting a wireless-based ISP in the area, it's flat but the current options for internet are limited
[01:45] [zEkE] decided it wasn't worth the cost
[01:46] [peer] You could, well Kell could, Actually get Government Grants for that zeke
[01:47] [zEkE] *shrug* i don't have enough of an interest to actually do anything with the idea
[01:47] [Shirlz] ima try to get a grant.. for a privacy fence. :P
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[01:50] [Eph5_1920] hi all
[01:50] [Tarcas] zEkE, run the numbers and see if it's any more interesting then. :-D
[01:51] [zEkE] lol
[01:52] [Tarcas] I suggest that because a monthly net income of 6 figures can make a LOT of things more interesting.
[01:52] [zEkE] 'tis true
[01:53] [zEkE] hey Eph5_1920
[01:53] [Tarcas] check your market size, check your costs (don't forget staffing, including the employer's side of assorted taxes and benefits) and from there it should be simple arithemetic.
[01:54] [peer] Zeke would be his own staff, I can tell you that much now
[01:54] [peer] LoL
[01:55] [peer] If anything he would have Kell handle the PR end of it
[01:56] *** Midorikawa|Psychosis wanders off to bed.
[01:56] [Tarcas] peer: If he wants to run it as a business, he shouldn't do it himself. Is he building a business, or a job?
[01:56] [zEkE] i'd try and get a few of the local uni students doing 'projects' :P
[01:57] [Tarcas] I figure if the business can support a paid manager to free me up to do better things with my time, that's how I'll be running it.
[01:57] [peer] Yea
[01:57] *** peer waves at Jiffy
[01:57] [peer] Nyte Bro
[01:57] *** peer smacks Jiffy in the back of the forehead
[01:58] [Tarcas] I'm out. G'nite.
[01:58] [peer] Nyte Tarcas
[01:58] *** peer smacks Jon in the back of the forehead
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[02:02] *** peer dies
[02:05] *** zEkE is gone for a bit, at least, maybe for the night..... that one is tba (or not) :P
[02:05] [peer] Later bro
[02:05] *** peer smacks zeke in the back of the forehead
[02:05] [peer] Nyte
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[02:06] *** zEkE kicks peer in the back of the....butt? ;-)
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[02:29] [peer] Hi GIRC-Guest25
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[03:48] [intricatic] best political interview ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQIek1XIKaA
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[08:43] [GIRC-Guest88] hi!
[08:44] [GIRC-Guest88] how is everyone doing?
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[16:15] [ChrisMW] peer are you herE?
[16:15] [ChrisMW] i needz your help
[16:15] [zEkE|Desktop] if itz wiff typenk an gramma i dun thinkz he can helpz
[16:15] [^Jes^] o.o
[16:17] *** peer smacks Chris in the back of the forehead
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[16:18] [^Jes^] good job peer
[16:18] [^Jes^] :P
[16:18] [peer] See, Wensday, people at work, NICE Weather, I downloaded that 10 meg file in about 1 min 20 seconds
[16:18] [peer] Whats up zeke
[16:18] [zEkE|Desktop] nummush
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[16:28] [zEkE|Desktop] aight, lemme see if this works.. brb
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[16:29] [^Jes^] ok whats "EOF" mean again?
[16:29] *** peer needs to put the server in front of the router and run a Network Monitor
[16:30] [zEkE|BNC] end of file
[16:30] [^Jes^] and how does that work with irc clients? :P
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[16:30] [zEkE|BNC] some clients use it to indicate the socket/connection is closing/closed
[16:31] [^Jes^] ahh ok
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[16:35] Nick change: winter -> nicole
[16:35] [nicole] hey peoples
[16:35] [^Jes^] wb and heyo
[16:35] [nicole] whats up? :)
[16:36] [zEkE|Desktop] hey nicole
[16:36] [nicole] hey zeke
[16:36] [nicole] hows it going?
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[16:37] [zEkE|Desktop] pretty good :D
[16:37] [nicole] thats good
[16:37] [nicole] ninex wakey wakye
[16:37] [nicole] wakey*
[16:37] Nick change: zEkE|Desktop -> zEkE|BNC
[16:37] Nick change: zEkE|BNC -> zEkE|Desktop
[16:38] [nicole] ..
[16:38] [nicole] hmm
[16:40] [nicole] well peoplse
[16:40] [nicole] peoples*
[16:40] [nicole] immag o
[16:40] [nicole] go*
[16:40] [nicole] tell ninex i say hey
[16:40] [nicole] and whoever wants to know that i'm not leaving indiana until the 11th of april
[16:40] [nicole] i heart yous
[16:40] [zEkE] kk
[16:40] [zEkE] l8rz
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[16:40] Nick change: zEkE -> zEkE|Macbook
[16:41] [peer] http://torrentfreak.com/windows-worm-uses-bittorrent-to-propagate/
[16:42] [zEkE|Macbook] ahhh
[16:42] [zEkE|Macbook] more social engineering worms
[16:42] [^Jes^] kid broke open a box of mac n cheese...had to go clean
[16:44] [zEkE|Macbook] lol
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[16:46] Nick change: zEkE|Desktop -> zEkE
[16:46] [zEkE] w00t
[16:46] [zEkE] <3 bounder
[16:46] [zEkE] ..
[16:46] [zEkE] bouncer
[16:46] [zEkE] two clients through one connection
[16:49] [peer] O_o
[16:49] [peer] Whatcha meanman?
[16:49] [peer] ^ Space left out on purpose, Possible new word, meanman? ^
[16:56] [peer] http://torrentfreak.com/isohunt-takes-on-the-cria-in-court-090311/
[16:56] [zEkE] i have a bouncer running on telly, connected to here using IPv6 (hence, awesome vHosts of awesomeness are real and not hostserv'ed), and i'm connected to it using both the Mac and the Desktop at the same time
[16:56] [zEkE] lemme example
[16:56] [zEkE] this is the macbook
[16:57] [zEkE] *moves*
[16:57] [zEkE] and this is the desktop
[16:58] [peer] I see
[16:58] [peer] So, youre goal that you have achived is 1 nickname
[16:58] [peer] 1 Log.
[16:58] [peer] 2 or More Systems
[16:58] [zEkE] i successfully reduced the user count on the network by cloning in a different place
[17:00] [peer] Chris gonna end up with Brain Damage even more from me smacking him
[17:02] [zEkE] lol
[17:43] *** peer comes back and offers some digorno to zeke
[17:47] [zEkE] lol
[17:47] [zEkE] :D
[17:47] *** zEkE is updating parts of the UCCN site
[17:56] *** peer is updating his intestinal gas.
[17:59] [peer] WHOA!!!
[18:00] [peer] My brother inlaw has sent, since 4:30 this morning, to 2:00 right now... Thats 7 1/2 hours. He has sent and recieved 300 text messages..
[18:00] [zEkE] not bad
[18:01] [peer] Not bad?
[18:01] [peer] If his non working butt dont pay his side of the bill, we lose our phone too
[18:01] [peer] And he WAS, until lori was looking at the plans, on a 1500 text message per month plan
[18:02] [peer] But Lori just upgraded him
[18:02] [peer] For 10$ more
[18:02] [peer] Now Lori sees why his and her moms phone always got shut off for a month or so...
[18:05] [zEkE] mmmmmm
[18:07] [zEkE] !deop Mack
[18:08] [zEkE] o.O
[18:08] #uccn: mode change '-o Mack' by infinite.va.awesomechristians.us
[18:08] TS resync (#uccn): Mack deopped by infinite.va.awesomechristians.us
[18:08] #uccn: mode change '-a Mack' by infinite.va.awesomechristians.us
[18:08] [zEkE] ahhh
[18:08] [zEkE] i see
[18:09] [peer] Decisions Decisions Decisions...
[18:09] [peer] I hate making Decisions
[18:09] [peer] OH! Hey!
[18:09] [peer] I got a call yesterday from a lady about a Job
[18:10] [peer] Her Husbnad, a guy I used to work for... went to Jail. Gonna be there a year or longer. He has a Roofing Business going pretty Strong...
[18:10] [peer] He told his wife to get ahold of me and offer me half of profit to run the business while he is gone and we would come up with something when he got out...
[18:11] [zEkE] coolness
[18:11] [zEkE] what'd he do? lol
[18:11] [peer] Yea, atleast it is something..
[18:11] [peer] Who knows, Knowing him, Probably Prescription Drug Charge
[18:12] [peer] Which here in Alabama, a Lortab with no Proscription in your name is a Felony PER Pill
[18:14] [peer] And he is a Tab head..
[18:14] [peer] But that is his problem. I am in it to get out of this freaking house !
[18:14] [peer] LoL
[18:15] [zEkE] lol
[18:16] [peer] Im going nuts!
[18:16] [peer] And who knows..
[18:17] [peer] If it is going good, I might 'take' his business..
[18:17] [peer] hehe
[18:17] [peer] Nah I wouldnt do that...
[18:17] [peer] Im not that mean
[18:18] [peer] Ill let Lori do that, that way the Ex cant say I have a business in my name and get even more money from me.
[18:19] [peer] Lori seen a couple months ago where Alabama is considering combining ALL income, Child Support Payer and Spouse is combined to toal Support Obligations...
[18:19] [peer] I asked Lori if she was ready to get Divorced if that passed...
[18:19] [zEkE] !UCCN
[18:20] [peer] We will divorce, Ill setup a 'Sleep Area' in the shed, and sneek back in the house with Lori at night
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[18:20] [zEkE] !UCCN
[18:21] [peer] !UCCN
[18:21] [zEkE] mmm
[18:21] [peer] mmm
[18:21] [peer] haha
[18:21] [peer] LAG! FTL
[18:22] [peer] OMGosh, Lori just had to spell out 'Live' for her mother...
[18:22] [peer] www.live - how do you spell that - L.I.V.E
[18:22] [peer] I heard it, I witnessed it..
[18:22] [peer] Im not crazy, my Mother In Law is
[18:23] [zEkE] retarded?
[18:24] [peer] No, just half off her rocker
[18:24] [peer] She cant get files from a CD to copy to her hard drive...
[18:25] [peer] When I asked if any errors, he response was, "I Dont KNow"
[18:25] [peer] so Lori is getting her on Live Messager
[18:25] [peer] So I can remote in
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[18:27] [zEkE] !UCCN
[18:27] *** zEkE waits
[18:28] [zEkE] w00t
[18:28] [peer] Thats a big lag bro
[18:28] [peer] 44 seconds
[18:28] [zEkE] 'tis cos it just connected
[18:28] [zEkE] !UCCN
[18:28] [peer] yea
[18:28] [peer] Ah better
[18:30] *** zEkE goes to resync the ipod
[19:04] [peer] I wish I could resync my foot to being better
[19:05] [peer] Or perform a Foot Restore or something
[19:05] [^Jes^] :| hows it?
[19:05] [peer] It is killing me
[19:05] [peer] It swells and then goes down, swells and goes down
[19:05] [peer] When it is swollen, it kills
[19:06] [^Jes^] ugh
[19:09] [peer] Im gonna see if Lori will make me some hot water/poroxide again... It took the swelling down lastnight
[19:19] [^Jes^] cut your foot off....swelling is gone
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[19:20] [Jay] sup
[19:20] [^Jes^] hey jay
[19:21] [Jay] though i'd come in on my lunch
[19:21] [Jay] walking ouside...on phn
[19:21] [Jay] :-P
[19:21] [^Jes^] sounds..fun
[19:22] [Jay] LOL
[19:22] [Jay] NICE DAY!
[19:22] [Jay] gota be outside
[19:22] [^Jes^] 61...ya its nice
[19:23] [Jay] !w 80910
[19:23] [Leviticus] Weather for Pikes Peak Park, Colorado Springs, Colorado
[19:23] [Leviticus] Updated at 1:23 PM MDT on March 18, 2009
[19:23] [Leviticus] Clear, 60.6 F (15.9 C), Humidity 19%
[19:23] [Leviticus] Wind 4.0 MPH (6.4 KPH) From the SSW
[19:23] [Jay] indeed
[19:23] [^Jes^] i need to get an AC unit :p
[19:24] [Jay] 4.0 lol...u'll need it soon
[19:24] [Jay] 4.0 ?
[19:24] [Jay] odd
[19:24] [Jay] lol
[19:24] [peer] !w 35555
[19:24] [Leviticus] Weather for Live Weather from Southside, Fayette, Alabama
[19:24] [Leviticus] Updated at 2:24 PM CDT on March 18, 2009
[19:24] [Leviticus] Clear, 75.5 F (24.2 C), Humidity 39%
[19:24] [Leviticus] Wind is Calm
[19:24] [peer] Did I ever tell you guys how sexy my Bulldog is...
[19:24] [Jay] no idea where that came from
[19:24] [^Jes^] ya, hopin my dad still backs up that he'll help me get one
[19:24] [^Jes^] the wind MPH ?
[19:25] [peer] She is gorgeous
[19:25] [Jay] ur odd
[19:25] [peer] LoL
[19:25] [Jay] hahahaha
[19:25] [peer] She is
[19:25] [peer] Hi Jake
[19:25] [Jay] howdy
[19:25] [peer] I was sitting her and she was sitting correctly staring at me
[19:25] [Jay] awwweee
[19:25] [Jay] how cute
[19:26] [peer] correctly = Not tilted, both back legs even and under her and front legs even and straight up and down...
[19:26] [Jay] i love cell phn IRC
[19:26] [peer] hahahaha
[19:26] [peer] You addict
[19:26] [^Jes^] peer is scaring me..
[19:26] [Jay] excersie and chat
[19:26] [peer] I am
[19:26] [peer] My foot is propped up right now
[19:27] [Jay] hows it doin bro
[19:27] [peer] Jake, you know I paid 10 bucks for 2 pills.. to take them a week apart?
[19:27] [peer] Swelling goes and comes...
[19:27] [Jay] cool
[19:27] [peer] When it is swollen it hurts
[19:27] [Jay] ahhh
[19:27] [Jay] i bet
[19:27] [peer] Im hoping this first 2 pills fix it, let the doc thinks..
[19:27] [peer] He said his nephews was 2 times worse than mine and he took 4
[19:28] [Jay] i thought about it...i had something like urs...wasnt as bad tho
[19:28] [Jay] was from my boots i use to where
[19:28] [peer] Yea, the blisters are actually the bacteria infection
[19:28] [peer] Yea, Lori said when this heals. we are buying new shoes...
[19:28] [Jay] was when i was 18-19 years old
[19:28] [Jay] yep
[19:29] [Jay] wasnt breathing properly
[19:29] [peer] Yea
[19:29] [Jay] its what i was told
[19:29] [peer] exactly what I was told...
[19:29] [^Jes^] i say just cut off the foot...you wont have a problem again
[19:29] [peer] Told to let it breath and take this med and put it in the sun or under a lamp to help kill the bacteria
[19:29] [Jay] so i switched shoes and blow dried my fet for like a mnth...all good
[19:30] [peer] Thats what I asked Lori to do
[19:30] [peer] She wouldnt
[19:30] [peer] And I thought her love was to no end for me
[19:30] [peer] :((
[19:30] [Jay] lol
[19:30] [Jay] :-P
[19:30] [peer] Yea Im going to blow dry my feet from now on
[19:30] [peer] This kills bro
[19:31] [Jay] i bet
[19:31] [^Jes^] get a fan and set it up to blow on your foot while its propped
[19:31] [Jay] i remember now
[19:31] [^Jes^] :p
[19:31] [Jay] was so painful
[19:32] [peer] Yea,
[19:33] [Jay] i still got 25 mins...yay!
[19:33] [peer] Of work?
[19:33] [Jay] of lunch
[19:34] [peer] Oh
[19:34] [peer] LoL
[19:34] [Jay] might get off early...slow today
[19:34] [peer] I HATED that Flexing crap
[19:34] [peer] I got to where I never flexed out
[19:34] [peer] Always was someone else that would go instead
[19:35] [peer] The reason was, they would want to flex you off the phone, but want you to hang on the smoke dock or in the break room until the end of your shift...
[19:35] [Jay] to i dont have too...i chose too
[19:35] [Jay] not us
[19:35] [peer] Then after a while of that, they wanted at the end of your shift, to work a couple hours taking calls so they could flex the next shift
[19:35] [Jay] its go home
[19:36] [Jay] lol
[19:36] [Jay] sux
[19:38] [zEkE] lol
[19:38] *** zEkE is learning a song
[19:38] [zEkE] "This is my country, and I live in it... It's pretty big and nice to walk on..."
[19:38] [Jay] taking they cool
[19:39] [Jay] USA
[19:39] [Jay] :-P
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[19:40] [Jay] is hey chris
[19:40] [ChrisMW] hey Jay!
[19:40] [Jay] how ya doing
[19:40] [ChrisMW] not bad
[19:40] [ChrisMW] you?
[19:40] [Jay] good
[19:40] [Jay] walking on my lunch break
[19:41] [zEkE] i think it's in reference to Australia actually..
[19:41] [zEkE] that verse is:
[19:41] [zEkE] This is my country, and I live in it - it’s pretty big, and nice to walk on
[19:41] [zEkE] And the bloke who runs my country has built a demagoguery and taught us to be fearful and boring
[19:41] [zEkE] And the weirdest thing is that he is conservative of politics but really rather radical of eyebrow
[19:41] [Jay] love my cell phn IRC
[19:41] [Jay] LOL
[19:41] [ChrisMW] lol
[19:41] [Jay] lol zeke
[19:42] [Jay] the walk walk walk
[19:42] [Jay] get my chat and walk
[19:43] [Jay] love it
[19:43] [Jay] just got to recall to do it more often
[19:43] [Jay] :-P
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[19:44] [^Jes^] o.o
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[19:44] [Jay] LOL
[19:45] [^Jes^] wb ?
[19:45] [Jay] heh
[19:47] [Jay] last lap....will make over 1.5 miles
[19:47] [Jay] heh counting my break walk...over 2miles
[19:50] *** zEkE np: [ Tim Minchin - Not Perfect ]
[19:50] [Jay] who is?
[19:51] [Jay] (besides Jesus)
[19:51] [Jay] lol
[19:51] [zEkE] lol
[19:55] [^Jes^] lol
[19:58] [peer] I just want my foot to heal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:58] [Jay] back to work
[19:59] [^Jes^] lates
[19:59] [^Jes^] take peers foot with you it stinks
[19:59] [Jay] hopefully get to go home early
[19:59] [Jay] so nice outside
[19:59] [peer] L8r bro
[20:01] [zEkE] lol peer
[20:01] [zEkE] you should look this dude up on youtube, i think you'd like his sense of humour
[20:02] *** zEkE np: [ Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me ]
[20:02] *** Ninex yawns
[20:05] *** peer Watches Inflatable You
[20:05] [Ninex] he's funny, but I have a hard time with music comedy
[20:05] [zEkE] hahahaha
[20:05] [zEkE] yea
[20:05] [Ninex] that one did make me laugh
[20:05] [peer] Or tries too
[20:05] [peer] Yep Streaming sucks now...
[20:05] *** Ninex streams
[20:05] [peer] Figures, wensday, after 12p
[20:05] [peer] Everywhere closed already
[20:06] [peer] Everyone on the computers
[20:06] [Ninex] i get to babysit a dog for a couple weeks.
[20:06] [Ninex] single male, taking care of a dog... who's owner thinks that a bright pink leash is what it needs.
[20:07] [zEkE] lol
[20:07] [Ninex] I'm getting my own collar and leash from now on
[20:08] [Ninex] "Pink leash, really?" - "Well yeah it's a girl duh!" - "No, you're a girl, and thats why it has a pink leash." - "Duh!"
[20:08] *** peer hears dumb people on the other end of Loris phone
[20:10] [Jay] lol
[20:11] [peer] haha Lori said, "Open the little green guy on the bottom right corner." _ "Where?" _ "Where you Clock is."
[20:11] [Jay] aim
[20:11] [Jay] ?
[20:12] [zEkE] MSN
[20:12] [zEkE] the green guy ;-)
[20:12] [zEkE] not the yellow guy
[20:15] [^Jes^] my msn guy is blue
[20:17] [peer] 5 hours later!!!
[20:18] [peer] She finally got MSN Live Installed
[20:18] [peer] Now 5 hours to get her to Ask for Remote Assistance from Me
[20:18] [peer] Id rather do a TTY call with a No Vice User!
[20:18] [^Jes^] lol..
[20:19] [peer] Jes, You know what TTY is right?
[20:20] [peer] Its Relay Phone Calls...
[20:20] [zEkE] should give her linux so you can just ssh and she won't know :P
[20:20] [peer] 3rd party Tells you what the customer is typing to them to say to you, and the Relayer types to the customer what you tell her to tell them
[20:20] [^Jes^] yes i do
[20:20] [peer] haha
[20:20] [peer] zeke
[20:20] *** ^Jes^ took sign language in college
[20:20] [peer] Believe it or not, I asked her to let me bring the computer home with me..
[20:21] [zEkE] heck you could even use it as a webhosting box :P
[20:21] [peer] To install Linux
[20:21] [peer] FOR THAT REASON!
[20:21] [peer] haha
[20:21] [peer] Yea
[20:21] [^Jes^] o.o
[20:21] [peer] Or some more bots
[20:21] [peer] Or something..
[20:21] [peer] Linux, Unbreakable to the no-vice user...
[20:21] [peer] She would render it unusable
[20:21] [zEkE] lol
[20:22] [peer] d00d
[20:22] [zEkE] i'm sure :P
[20:22] [peer] She installed Windows Xp
[20:22] [zEkE] i've met people like that
[20:22] [peer] Dirty
[20:22] [peer] 7 FREAKING TIMES!!!!
[20:22] [peer] When you booted the system,
[20:22] [peer] It asked which 1 of the 7 windows you wanted to log on to
[20:22] [zEkE] hahahahaha
[20:22] [peer] OH!
[20:22] [peer] She took programming in School for 2 years..
[20:22] [peer] And then quit
[20:23] [peer] Well
[20:23] [zEkE] lol
[20:23] [peer] She had to, the denied her Grants..
[20:23] [peer] :))
[20:23] [zEkE] see, just because people can code doesn't been they can admin systems
[20:23] [peer] She cant code
[20:23] [zEkE] haha
[20:23] [peer] She doesnt even know what Visual Basics is
[20:23] [zEkE] -s
[20:23] [zEkE] :P
[20:24] [peer] Lori said: PoohBear: I asked her if she seen where you were chatting with her and she said 'Oh Mike is chatting with me somewhere?'
[20:24] [peer] Blah Blah
[20:24] [zEkE] hahah
[20:24] [peer] I sent her a message via MSN when she signed in
[20:24] [peer] I guess she never seen the ORANGE BUTTON FLASHING!!!
[20:24] [peer] m telling you
[20:25] [peer] This is where I would start tapping really fast on the AUX button on the phone at Dell
[20:25] [peer] Causing the phone to overload and drop the call
[20:25] [zEkE] lol
[20:25] [zEkE] i'd just tap the mute button and laugh
[20:25] [peer] Lori: No, Your MSN Id is, Blah Blah878@live.com
[20:25] [peer] I am laughing
[20:25] [peer] But in here
[20:26] [peer] Not in real life..
[20:26] [peer] She is about to cry Lori said
[20:26] [peer] So Im trying to be 'nice'
[20:26] [zEkE] and you're thinking "Good! Cry!"
[20:26] [peer] Talking about stupid people in UCCN
[20:26] [peer] hehe
[20:26] [peer] Thats our secret zeke
[20:26] [zEkE] pity it's been logged in several places
[20:26] [peer] PoohBear: She kept getting failed loggin attempts, she said Im putting blah.com@live.com
[20:26] [peer] haha
[20:27] [peer] I know
[20:27] [zEkE] lol
[20:27] [zEkE] i remember when i started on chat and seeing people give their website as www.[emailaddress]
[20:27] [zEkE] so www.blahblah878@live.com
[20:27] [peer] haha
[20:28] [peer] Yea I remember that too
[20:28] [peer] But honestly I never done that
[20:28] [zEkE] me either
[20:28] [zEkE] lol
[20:28] [peer] I used to give, jusmary@webtv.com for my email
[20:29] [peer] Dont ask...
[20:31] *** zEkE np: [ Anberlin - (Début) [Cities]]
[20:31] [peer] FAIL!!!!
[20:31] [peer] Remote Not Enabled!
[20:32] [zEkE] lol
[20:32] [peer] Windows needs to be updated!
[20:32] [peer] hah
[20:32] [peer] She says, Im finished. He can do it tomorrow when you come
[20:33] *** zEkE np: [ Anberlin - Godspeed [Cities]]
[20:33] [zEkE] i love the drums in this
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[20:35] [zEkE] YOU
[20:35] [peer] Hi Lori baby
[20:35] *** Lori SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:35] [peer] hahahaha
[20:35] [Lori] Hi baby!
[20:36] [peer] I was telling zeke about your worse than Ralay call
[20:36] [Lori] omgoodness...
[20:36] [Lori] she is crazy!
[20:36] [peer] See zeke, bro I told you she was crazy
[20:36] [peer] Her own daughter said it
[20:38] [Mack] omg
[20:38] [Mack] you were trying to help your mom in law?
[20:39] [peer] haha, Inflatable you tickles me pink
[20:39] [Lori] No I was helping my Mom
[20:39] [Lori] and jeepers!
[20:41] [peer] Lori was helping her get to the point I could remote in so I didnt have to walk her through anything
[20:41] [peer] So Lori was doing the hard work..
[20:44] [peer] *watches 10 foot $ a few hundren
[20:44] [peer] Hundred
[20:47] [Ninex] the rules of liberty. 1) Don't stand in the road, you are a fun splatter toy for cars. 2) Beware chopper blades. 3) Motorbikes are death traps for the unskilled do not ride along 4) Spawn camping the choppers will get you a swift rocket up the tailpipe.
[20:54] [peer] hehe
[20:54] [peer] Lori: *Why dont you come wash dishes?* (mumbles, thats a joke) _ Mike: What? _ Lori: Thats a joke. _ Mike: Oh I thought you were serious.
[20:55] [peer] Mike: You wash them baby and Ill put them away. _ Lori: Gee thanks for the help. Some deal that is. _ Mike: I offer to help you and thats how Im treated? What the hell?
[20:56] [peer] Lori: I need some paint. EWWWW!
[20:56] [peer] haha
[20:56] [peer] Lori: (find a mouse, mama and baby on a trap) EWWWWWWWWW! Mike!!!!!! (screams like a axe murderer has entered the house)
[20:57] *** peer gets the camera
[20:57] [peer] Lori: Thats disgusting.
[20:57] [peer] WoW,
[20:57] [peer] Dont all speak at once now, ya`ear
[20:58] [^Jes^] bah i should have napped!
[20:58] [peer] haha
[20:59] [peer] Lori: Mike there is Garbage to take out, it freaking smells. _ Mike: What does it smell like? _ Lori: Molded food! _ Mike: feed it to the mice. _ Lori: Heck no, Im not going near that mouse, Youre lucky Im even in the kitchen.
[20:59] [^Jes^] lol...
[21:00] *** peer grabs the glue trap and drops it by Loris feet and screams
[21:01] [^Jes^] there is a mouse loose?
[21:01] [peer] No
[21:01] [Lori] I swear, I will kill you
[21:01] [peer] Him and Mama are on the same glue trap
[21:01] [Lori] Tortue you
[21:01] [peer] Promises Promises Promises
[21:01] [^Jes^] i use to live with a mouse in my first "home" in michigan, that and a bunch of roaches and bugs..it was the cleanest place in that building :P
[21:02] [peer] haha
[21:02] [peer] Live with?
[21:02] [Lori] I heard some squeaking this am, thought it was the dog/cat playing then it dawned on me that we had glue traps out... had mike check it and sure enough mama was on there, went back 30 min later and baby is ont here
[21:02] [peer] Did you move in on him or he move in on you?
[21:02] [Lori] there still alive, trying to get loose
[21:02] [Lori] Freaking nasty
[21:02] [^Jes^] yes live with
[21:02] [^Jes^] we moved in on him lol
[21:02] [^Jes^] lol lori
[21:03] [peer] ROFL we I can see you sharing your home..
[21:03] [Lori] and I would have moved right on out...
[21:03] [peer] Did you feed him?
[21:03] [peer] Or did you feed him to kill him
[21:03] [peer] Ask Lori about the one that scared her cat..
[21:03] [^Jes^] he ate left overs :P
[21:03] [^Jes^] scared the cat?? WHAT??
[21:03] [peer] when we first moved in here
[21:03] [peer] Well didnt scare, but startled her...
[21:03] [Lori] OMGOODNESS!
[21:03] [Lori] that thing was NO mouse I tell you
[21:03] [Lori] had to have been a gofer rat
[21:04] [peer] Then she went into "Comere you food" mode
[21:04] [Lori] he hissed at my cat
[21:04] [Lori] the cat had been stalking my dresser
[21:04] [Lori] knew something was back there
[21:04] [^Jes^] lol...
[21:04] [peer] That wasnt a hiss baby, that was a growl
[21:04] [^Jes^] i remember the day i pulled a mouse out of my cats mouth ...
[21:04] [peer] It wasnt a gopher rat,
[21:04] [Lori] and the 'creature' peaked around the corner and hissed at the cat
[21:04] [peer] It was a medium sized sewer rat.
[21:04] [Lori] scared the cat crapless
[21:04] [Lori] I was jumping on the bed screaming
[21:04] [Lori] had aji n my arms
[21:04] [peer] hahahaha
[21:05] [peer] We were 3 hours late for work
[21:05] [^Jes^] your cats ever do that wild eyed chittering thing for mice? :P
[21:05] [peer] that is how long it took me to get Lori off the bed and finish dressing.
[21:05] [Lori] O M Goodenss, there is nO way I would pull a mouse out of my cats mouth
[21:05] [^Jes^] is it bad that im laughing my butt off here?
[21:05] [Lori] I would kick the cat AND mouse out
[21:05] [peer] Lori is scared of mice
[21:05] [peer] Really
[21:05] [peer] She threatened to burn the house down because of a mouse
[21:06] [Lori] Oh, the giy beside us was clear cutting....so we had mice coming in
[21:06] [Lori] well one day my cat decided to bring a LIVE mouse into the house
[21:06] [peer] Live Rat
[21:06] [peer] Field Rat
[21:06] [Lori] She DROPPED it in the living room, CLOSE to me
[21:06] [peer] She got rid of the cat
[21:06] [peer] True story
[21:06] [Lori] I was jumping like a baby on the couch, chasing the cat with the broom
[21:07] [Lori] she picked the mouse back up, but for soem reason dropped it again...
[21:07] [peer] Tell how you got around in the living room baby
[21:07] [peer] Tell Tell
[21:07] [Lori] omgoodness... My heart is beating thinking about it
[21:07] [Lori] Oh, I was scooting from desk chair to desk chair, couch to couch, I would NOT put my feet on the floor
[21:07] [Lori] I just knew that mouse was going to come after me
[21:08] [^Jes^] ok enough im gonna end up peein my pants from laughing so much
[21:08] [Ninex] irrational women
[21:08] [Lori] After 30 minutes of crying and screaming at the cat, I got her close enough to the door, took the broom and used her like a golf ball
[21:08] [Ninex] that cat?
[21:08] [Lori] yes
[21:08] [Ninex] rofl
[21:08] [Lori] she had the mouse in her mouth, finally
[21:09] [Lori] She let the dang thing run around the living room
[21:09] [Lori] teasing her
[21:09] [Lori] and me
[21:09] [^Jes^] LOL
[21:09] [Lori] would catch her (Make my heart stop pounding) then let her go again
[21:09] [^Jes^] bye bye kitty
[21:09] [Ninex] wow, simply wow.
[21:09] [Lori] THEN! another time, I was getting the kids ready for school, Go into the kitchen and there is a mouse on the floor
[21:10] [Lori] I thought it was dead... but wasnt going in there (and thank goodness I didnt)
[21:10] [Lori] I sent my 3 yr old in there to get the broom so I could get the mouse in the dust pan
[21:10] [Lori] as soon as my son went in there the mouse moved...OMG!
[21:10] [Lori] we both screamed like babies!
[21:11] [Lori] But I could tell the mouse was hurt, she wasnt running, but limping
[21:11] [Lori] The freaking sad part...
[21:11] [Lori] MY CAT WS ASLEEP ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF THE MOUSE!
[21:11] [Lori] Not doing anything!
[21:11] [peer] She didnt tell you she put the 3 year old in the kitchen with a baby gate between her and the baby
[21:11] [Lori] yes, I forgot that
[21:11] [peer] So the 3 year old was stuck in the kitchen with a moving mouse
[21:11] [peer] Screaming
[21:12] [Lori] I had to take the broom and scootch the mouse to the cat, FINALLY after what seemed like hrs the cat decided to play with the mouse
[21:12] [Lori] was throwing it in the air
[21:12] [peer] And Lori was jumping ans screaming, she the boy had to fend for himself and get out of them over the gate
[21:12] [Lori] then would let it stumble a few ft catch it and throw it again
[21:12] [Lori] Finally died
[21:12] [peer] The same cat, dropped a FULL GROWN Rabbit at my feet
[21:12] [peer] IN the house
[21:12] [Lori] (After I threw it in the over flowing ditch and let it drawn)
[21:13] [^Jes^] i love rodants as pets...
[21:13] [Lori] eww'
[21:13] [Lori] *Note to self* NEVER Go to Jes's house
[21:13] [^Jes^] we dotn have any right now...bad for young kids :P
[21:14] [Lori] I knda in a VERY small way feel sorry for that baby mouse the glue trap
[21:14] [peer] Oh What to do What to do
[21:14] [Lori] hes dancing trying to et off
[21:14] [Lori] his mouth is glued to the tray
[21:14] [^Jes^] until you thought about what it would grow up to?
[21:14] [Lori] his butt is stuck in the air
[21:14] [Ninex] theres a rat living here
[21:14] [peer] Dont let her tell you that lie
[21:14] [Ninex] never thought it would get that big
[21:14] [Ninex] but it did
[21:14] [Lori] yup
[21:14] [peer] She was opening the cabinet door and laughing periodically
[21:14] [^Jes^] there are rats in wyoming as big as house cats
[21:15] [peer] Joe, does it let you pet him?
[21:15] [peer] Jes
[21:15] [Ninex] yeah
[21:15] [peer] Chicago City Alley Rats
[21:15] [peer] Will eat a full grown alley cat
[21:15] [peer] Does it really?
[21:15] [Ninex] it's a pet rat
[21:15] [peer] I mean it was a wild rat?
[21:15] [Ninex] oh yeah
[21:15] [peer] Oh
[21:15] [Lori] Gross
[21:15] [Lori] I would move
[21:15] [Lori] I told Mike, the mice were coming in for heat...Ill show that mouse heat... Ill take the glue trap and put it on the patio where the sun is beating down and let it bake!
[21:15] [Lori] Suffer till he dies! LoL
[21:16] [Lori] Pet rats are nasty too
[21:16] [^Jes^] got an Ally on my lap
[21:16] [Lori] so are lizards and snakes and spiders
[21:16] [Lori] Gross
[21:16] [Ninex] lol
[21:16] [^Jes^] so are kids.. ;)
[21:16] [Ninex] I like snakes
[21:16] [Lori] Ally as in your daughter I HOPE!
[21:16] [^Jes^] she is
[21:16] [peer] Im only afraid of three things in this world
[21:16] [Ninex] one of my friends has a 16 foot bermese python
[21:16] [^Jes^] hillbillies, rednecks and ?
[21:17] [peer] Snakes, My Family not being happy and safe, and getting falsly accused and being locked up in prison with a big fat d00d named Bubba
[21:17] [^Jes^] LOL @ last one
[21:17] [Lori] haha!
[21:17] [peer] Its not funny
[21:17] Nick change: Ninex -> Bubba
[21:17] [peer] Im serious
[21:17] [Lori] Yes it is
[21:17] [Lori] thre is BUBBA
[21:17] Nick change: Bubba -> Ninex
[21:17] [Lori] You laugh at me being scared of Mice!
[21:18] [Lori] Them things are creepy, ugly and discusting!
[21:18] [Ninex] a few years ago there was this pretty good size rat in the road outside where i work.
[21:18] [Ninex] so I got curious, went to look at it
[21:18] [Ninex] it charged at me
[21:18] [peer] Like, what am I going to do to fight of a 300 lb d00d name bubber with 5x8 floor space to do it in
[21:19] [Ninex] so i backed away, went to my car, grabbed my pitching wedge
[21:19] [Ninex] split that sucker in half with a good swing
[21:19] [peer] I cant run no where
[21:19] [Lori] RUN IT OVER!
[21:19] [Lori] Duh
[21:19] [Lori] bubber?
[21:19] [Lori] Eww Ninex
[21:19] [Ninex] i carry golf clubs with me everywhere
[21:20] [Ninex] never know when you're gonna feel like takin a swing
[21:20] [peer] Bubba
[21:20] [peer] Whatever
[21:20] [Lori] Im frustrated with the guy from cooks, he told me after 60 days there would be no mice
[21:20] [Lori] LIAR
[21:20] [^Jes^] peer your house 1 story or 2?
[21:20] [peer] No, ask Lori about the snake I ran over that felt like hitting a speed bump
[21:20] [Lori] I havent seen any IN 60 days, Now I see them!
[21:20] [peer] 1
[21:20] [^Jes^] bah k
[21:20] [Lori] Its 1 story
[21:20] [peer] Liar?
[21:20] [Lori] Not you
[21:20] [peer] What am I lying about?
[21:20] [peer] O
[21:20] [Lori] The cooks guy
[21:20] [peer] Oh
[21:21] [peer] What he meant to say was, After 60 days there would be mice
[21:21] [Lori] Yeah
[21:21] [Lori] I guess so
[21:21] [Lori] Sounds like a con artist
[21:21] [Lori] money money money!
[21:21] [Lori] Kinda like WATVC!
[21:22] [Ninex] why do they call cons, artists? nobody seems to appreciate their work as such?
[21:22] [peer] Well I know the got me hot the last time
[21:22] [Lori] I wanna torture them
[21:22] [peer] Now my focus is on the cable company
[21:22] [peer] Because Coning is a form of Art
[21:22] [Lori] We should move...
[21:22] [peer] If you arent artful and creatful,
[21:22] [Lori] :\
[21:22] [Ninex] hey you guys would love Minnesota
[21:23] [peer] It the con wont work
[21:23] [peer] Move where?
[21:23] [peer] I dont think so
[21:23] [Ninex] snakes are few, rodents are few. spiders are few(dady long leg being the exception)
[21:23] [Lori] I think we should move, then de-gut this house and work on it
[21:23] [Lori] living it we won get anything done
[21:23] [Lori] not to mention the freaking plumbing issues are bad for the kids
[21:24] [Lori] GrRrRRRrrr
[21:24] [^Jes^] ick
[21:24] Nick change: Ninex -> Forest_Gump
[21:24] [Forest_Gump] jerk
[21:24] [peer] Dont get me started
[21:24] [Lori] Run Forest!
[21:24] *** Forest_Gump kicks peer
[21:24] Nick change: Forest_Gump -> Ninex
[21:24] [peer] Man I am lagging big time
[21:24] [peer] hehe
[21:25] [peer] I had to bro..
[21:25] [peer] I actually picture you sounding like him
[21:25] [peer] hehe
[21:25] [Ninex] lol
[21:25] *** Lori kicks Ninex for kicking peer
[21:25] *** ^Jes^ kicks ninex cuz lori kicked ninex
[21:25] [Ninex] man, you will be super surprised by what I actually sound like
[21:25] [Lori] hehe
[21:25] *** peer sits and laughs
[21:25] *** peer calls Joe to see
[21:26] [peer] Man we are LAGGING SERIOUS!!!
[21:26] [Lori] I want a little baby...
[21:27] [Lori] dachaund :P
[21:27] [Ninex] punt dog
[21:27] CTCP PING: 1237411650 from peer (peer!neo@staff.unitedchristianchat.net) to #uccn
[21:27] [Ninex] lol
[21:27] [peer] Yes Ninex
[21:27] [^Jes^] lol
[21:27] [peer] What I would do to him too
[21:27] [^Jes^] have another kid..peer needs more kids!
[21:28] [Lori] Ok, Ima start punting your dog
[21:28] [peer] I do
[21:28] [Lori] We cant have anymore =(
[21:28] [peer] Ill carry it
[21:28] [Lori] YEAH RIGHT!@
[21:28] [peer] Ill do invetro
[21:28] [Ninex] hmm
[21:28] [peer] :P
[21:28] [Ninex] odd
[21:28] [^Jes^] rofl
[21:28] [Ninex] peer, I got a 0sec ping out you and mido...
[21:28] [Ninex] but not Jes
[21:28] [^Jes^] wich jes :p
[21:28] [Ninex] is that something on the server?
[21:28] [peer] no
[21:29] [Ninex] the other jes
[21:29] [^Jes^] ah lol
[21:29] [Ninex] whats with the dual connection?
[21:29] [^Jes^] jes is upstairs
[21:29] [^Jes^] im lazy
[21:29] [Ninex] ah ok
[21:29] [peer] split personalities
[21:29] [^Jes^] rofl
[21:30] [^Jes^] gah i still gotta do the rooms upstairs -.-
[21:30] [peer] brb
[21:30] [Ninex] Diagnosed, manic depressive, schizophrenic. As a kid I never really knew who was coming to dinner, but I was pretty sure she was gonna be bummed out.
[21:31] [^Jes^] huh?? lol
[21:31] [Ninex] Norman Rockwell is bleeding
[21:31] [^Jes^] oh lol
[21:32] [^Jes^] brb hauling my kid back to the couch
[21:32] [Ninex] It actually comforts me to know that when i was in kindergarten gluing macaroni to paper plates, my mom was in counseling, gluing macaroni to paper plates. I used to hang her art up on the fridge.
[21:33] [Ninex] My mom is crazy, and I don't mean my mom is craaaaazy. I mean, 'We the jury find the defendant'. Because of her it is now illegal to kill a man with a cappucino machine in seven states. She touched a lot of lives man.
[21:34] [^Jes^] o.o ...
[21:35] [^Jes^] semi scary...but funny
[21:35] [Ninex] his entire show is on youtube.
[21:35] [Jay] lol
[21:35] [Ninex] just search for norman rockwell is bleeding
[21:35] [Jay] bad jes
[21:35] [^Jes^] what i do now
[21:35] [^Jes^] maybe later ninex...or never...idk yet
[21:36] [Jay] hahahahaah
[21:36] [Ninex] hahaha, I've moved her from it's never gonna happen to maybe later.
[21:37] *** ^Jes^ is tired...and has been cleaning the master bedroom for 2 days -.-
[21:38] [Jay] maybe gonna clean b4 u pop
[21:38] [Lori] Hi jay
[21:39] [^Jes^] well whats stupid is the extra bedroom and other room are upstairs so im having to cram my kids into the master bedroom with us atm
[21:39] [^Jes^] planning on starting on the rooms upstairs this summer w/ the painting n stuff
[21:40] [Jay] dang
[21:40] [Jay] hello lori
[21:40] [Lori] bbs, Have to go get meds for Mikes foot
[21:41] [Jay] oh joy
[21:41] [Jay] take care
[21:41] [^Jes^] lates
[21:41] [^Jes^] buy some clothes pins for the nose oto!
[21:41] [^Jes^] too*
[21:41] [Jay] lol
[21:46] [^Jes^] bbl
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[22:12] [ChrisMW] Ninex you here?
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[22:17] [digilante] uccn <3
[22:18] [digilante] lol chris leaves as I arrive
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[22:19] [digilante] </3 this glare
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[22:19] [digilante] somehow, I think moving the comp gear into the lounge was a bad idea
[22:19] [digilante] mind you, the fridge is closer
[22:48] [peer] O_o
[22:52] [peer] I swear, if I could afford 359 a mo
[22:52] [peer] Id have a Full T1 dropped right at this address.
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[23:00] [peer] I might actually get Lori to go get a part time job for that
[23:00] [peer] Hi Disconnected
[23:01] [peer] Man,
[23:01] [peer] 359, with 13 static IPs...
[23:02] [peer] That might be worth getting a couple good servers, bringing zeke or someone in to set it up and do hosting...
[23:03] [disconnected] hi
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[23:05] [disconnected] i mdepressed
[23:05] [disconnected] i dont fee l like talking
[23:08] [peer] Oh, Im sorry
[23:08] [disconnected] this girl got in my face at work today
[23:08] [disconnected] and we had a fight in the middle of the store
[23:08] [disconnected] but it wasnt my fault it was hers
[23:08] [disconnected] usually i dont yell and am shy but not today!
[23:08] [disconnected] she actually hit me
[23:08] [disconnected] so im pressing charges against her for assault
[23:08] [disconnected] i hate this girl
[23:09] [disconnected] shes always up in my face
[23:09] [disconnected] trying to tell me how to do my job when i do good at it
[23:09] [disconnected] going to go im tired
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[23:10] [peer] Well Ok then
[23:10] [peer] Back to Normal Activities.
[23:10] [^Jes^] heh
[23:10] [^Jes^] he does that >.
[23:10] [peer] BTW, Welcome back Jes
[23:11] [peer] OH Yea, The place that layed me off, claiming to going to call us back, Went Further into the Lay Off to working what they do have, every other week and shutting down for the weeks in between
[23:11] [peer] Playing out just like I told the HR lady it was playing out and she was denying it...
[23:12] [^Jes^] thanks
[23:12] [peer] OMGosh
[23:12] [^Jes^] o.o
[23:13] [peer] My foot is rotting off
[23:13] [peer] There is a fly on it
[23:13] [peer] SHEW FLY SHEW!
[23:13] [peer] Dont you do it zeke...
[23:13] [peer] I see you idle over there conteplating..
[23:16] *** peer just told Lori to tell her Mom we wil be there tomorrow night, not tomorrow morning. That we are going to Gulf Shores tonight and making out under the moon on the beach and heading back after we watch the sun rise.
[23:17] [peer] she said No.
[23:17] [peer] O_o
[23:17] [peer] So much for being romantic and spontaneous
[23:19] [^Jes^] i told you to cut it off
[23:20] [peer] Im Going to
[23:20] [peer] I guess it is true,
[23:20] [peer] Women would rather have a mean, hard, bunghold for a husband than a nice, gental, romantical, sweet husband...
[23:22] [Lori] oh hush
[23:22] [peer] heh
[23:23] *** peer turns into a bunghole
[23:23] *** Lori hires an attorney
[23:23] [peer] randomly asking people what the are looking at, if they want some of this
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[23:24] [peer] well, me being the bunghole i am, ill jump him too
[23:27] [peer] I almost went across the table in court after my ex wifes lawyer
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[23:54] [digilante] J matey
[23:54] [peer] Sup digi
[23:54] [digilante] nm peer
[23:54] [digilante] you?
[23:55] [peer] Ah Im good I guess
[23:55] [digilante] still the same resetter I met nearly 6 years ago? :P
[23:55] [digilante] OH TEH NOEZ!
[23:55] [digilante] jesus is coming! look busy!
[23:55] [peer] hehe Nopes
[23:55] *** digilante slaps zEkE
[23:56] [peer] He isnt responding..
[23:56] [digilante] i'm just trying to look busy
[23:56] [peer] hehe
[23:56] *** peer smacks digilante in the back of the forehead
[23:56] [peer] You hide, dont pretend to look busy
[23:56] [peer] LoL
[23:56] [digilante] lol
[23:56] [peer] Follow me.
[23:57] [digilante] i wonder
[23:57] *** peer goes behind a pallet of stock way in the back of the store
[23:57] *** peer opens a case of soda and opens one and offers another to digi
[23:57] [digilante] how do we know that the bible isn't some "adult" tale gone horribly religious...
[23:58] *** digilante politely declines the offer of soda and reveals his rockstar energy drink
[23:58] [peer] Well Digi, Ive tried to argue that many times before... Seemlessly ending up no where, So what I will say is this, My faith tells me that it isnt, and if Im wrong, then I was safe being wrong, than being sorry for not following my faith.
[23:59] [peer] haha, I tried one of them,
[23:59] [peer] I puked instantly
[23:59] [digilante] hehe
[23:59] [digilante] softie
[23:59] [digilante] mind you, having 8 voddies in the system doesn't help
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